.007 ♒ chronicAugustus is hungry [text]

[chronomancer]

so
just cause askin aint evver hurt anyone
i dont suppose some a you feel like sharin a pint or twwo a blood wwith a poor starvvin undead abomination
i mean
here i am
askin all politely an shit
an its all goin to the good cause a me Not Starvvin
cause lemme tell you
starvvation
Not Fun at all
i mean wwe havve Great Concerns an all wwith all this Temporal Fuckery messin up shit all ovver the place
an i Get It
its important stuff
but seriously
help a brother out





that said
if yer Drunk or Drugged or you havve a Condition
the answers no
thanks
but No
sharin is carin an all
except wwhen it comes to hangovvers

Comments

[fuhgeddaboudit]

Sorry. If I had any blood I'd let you have mine.

[chronomancer]

s okay
figured i should ask anyway

[fuhgeddaboudit]

If you'd like I could try and look for someone that does. What's your name?

[chronomancer]

nah
if they wwant to share theyll answwer
otherwwise you gotta go through the usual channels

[hystericull]

public motherfuckin service announcement.
CLOSE UP OUT THIS SORRY FUCKIN MESSAGE.
let this punk ass bitch waste all away to mother fucking naught.
MAYBE HE ALL WON'T COME THE FUCK BACK.

[chronomancer]

wwell
Someone wwoke up on the wwron side a the rest slab this mornin

[hystericull]

cram them fuckin shitty letters back up in all from what they motherfucking came.
AIN'T CAME HERE TO GET MY MOTHER FUCKING VERBAGES ON AT YOU.

[chronomancer]

uh huh
you gotta think a yer blood pressure darlin
gonna pop a blood vessel
or somethin

[hystericull]

SHUT.
the.
MOTHER.
fuck.
UP.
fuck this shithole.
FUCK EVERY BROTHER AND BITCH UP IN THIS JOINT.
and fuck you the motherfuck too.
PEACE.

[chronomancer]

but gam
seriously noww
wwhy dont you tell us howw you Really feel?

[caliginous]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE LITTLE LAZY LAMPREY HASN'T FOUND HIMSELF A STEADY FOOD SOURCE YET????????
WHAT A FUCKING SHAME.

[iron_infidel]

Are...you asking for blood?

[chronomancer]

go fuck yourself on somethin sharp an spiked vvantas

in case you havvent noticed dimwwit, i dont exactly havve my usual steady supply here
or rather
i should say noww

[chronomancer]

pretty much yeah
you offerin?

[papshooshing]

LET ME COUNT THE WAYS IN WHICH I COULD REPLY WITH A RESOUNDING YES.
...
LOOKS LIKE I'M DONE BEFORE I COULD EVEN REALLY GET STARTED.
BY THE WAY, HOW'S THE COAT?

[chronomancer]

youre gonna pay for that one, darlin
an you knoww it
dont come back cryin to me later wwhen it happens

[papshooshing]

FOR ALL YOU KNOW THAT STUNT WAS KARMA PAYING YOU BACK.
GOD KNOWS THAT YOU'VE ACCUMULATED IT LIKE A BUILDING THUNDERHEAD.

[chronomancer]

nah
if it wwere karma thered be a lot more kicked buckets in it

[papshooshing]

NO ONE SAW *THAT* COMMENT COMING A MILLION MILES AWAY.
OH NO, NOT AT ALL.
CAN'T BE ANYTHING BUT PREDICTABLE, CAN YOU?

[chronomancer]

wwell givven the recursivve nature a time an its fondness fer patterns an psudo predictable cycles
you cant blame a guy for tryin to keep up wwith the ovverall theme

[iron_infidel]

If it is required for your survival, then yes.
I would be willing to offer a few sacrificial drops to your cause.

[papshooshing]

AND I'M THE KNIGHT OF BLOOD.
YOU DON'T SEE ME CUTTING MY WRISTS OR EVEN SLICING THE OTHER SHITHIVE PEOPLE THAT OCCUPY THIS TOWER, DO YOU?

[chronomancer]

that wwould certainly be appreciated

[chronomancer]

yeah
an sometimes i wwonder wwho had to take up on the blood mess instead

[papshooshing]

I'M NOT EVEN DEEMING THAT WORTHY OF A RESPONSE.