.007 ♒ chronicAugustus is hungry [text]

[chronomancer]

so
just cause askin aint evver hurt anyone
i dont suppose some a you feel like sharin a pint or twwo a blood wwith a poor starvvin undead abomination
i mean
here i am
askin all politely an shit
an its all goin to the good cause a me Not Starvvin
cause lemme tell you
starvvation
Not Fun at all
i mean wwe havve Great Concerns an all wwith all this Temporal Fuckery messin up shit all ovver the place
an i Get It
its important stuff
but seriously
help a brother out





that said
if yer Drunk or Drugged or you havve a Condition
the answers no
thanks
but No
sharin is carin an all
except wwhen it comes to hangovvers

Comments

[fuhgeddaboudit]

Sorry. If I had any blood I'd let you have mine.

[chronomancer]

s okay
figured i should ask anyway

[fuhgeddaboudit]

If you'd like I could try and look for someone that does. What's your name?

[chronomancer]

nah
if they wwant to share theyll answwer
otherwwise you gotta go through the usual channels

[hystericull]

public motherfuckin service announcement.
CLOSE UP OUT THIS SORRY FUCKIN MESSAGE.
let this punk ass bitch waste all away to mother fucking naught.
MAYBE HE ALL WON'T COME THE FUCK BACK.

[chronomancer]

wwell
Someone wwoke up on the wwron side a the rest slab this mornin

[hystericull]

cram them fuckin shitty letters back up in all from what they motherfucking came.
AIN'T CAME HERE TO GET MY MOTHER FUCKING VERBAGES ON AT YOU.

[chronomancer]

uh huh
you gotta think a yer blood pressure darlin
gonna pop a blood vessel
or somethin

[hystericull]

SHUT.
the.
MOTHER.
fuck.
UP.
fuck this shithole.
FUCK EVERY BROTHER AND BITCH UP IN THIS JOINT.
and fuck you the motherfuck too.
PEACE.

[chronomancer]

but gam
seriously noww
wwhy dont you tell us howw you Really feel?

[caliginous]

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE LITTLE LAZY LAMPREY HASN'T FOUND HIMSELF A STEADY FOOD SOURCE YET????????
WHAT A FUCKING SHAME.

[chronomancer]

go fuck yourself on somethin sharp an spiked vvantas

in case you havvent noticed dimwwit, i dont exactly havve my usual steady supply here
or rather
i should say noww

[caliginous]

WHAT I DO IN MY SPARE TIME 8N'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
NEVER HAS BEEN, AND NEVER WILL BE.

IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN SITTING THERE STARVING FOR THE BETTER HALF OF THE MONTH, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING.
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, OUT OF EVERYONE YOU COULD HAVE ADMITTED THAT ONE TO, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ME.
YOU KNOW I DON'T JUDGE.
IN MOST CASES.

[chronomancer]

oh but howw wwill i go on wwithout knowwin evvery tiny detail about the shitfest you call life?
oh
wwoe

theres this thing, vvantas
that higher evvolvved organisms havve devveloped an wwhich kind a puts them on a different levvel than animals
its called selfcontrol
you might wwant to look into it?
it might be enlightenin

[iron_infidel]

Are...you asking for blood?

[chronomancer]

pretty much yeah
you offerin?

[iron_infidel]

If it is required for your survival, then yes.
I would be willing to offer a few sacrificial drops to your cause.

[chronomancer]

that wwould certainly be appreciated

[iron_infidel]

As long as it is not threatening to my health, I do not mind.
It is simply blood.
Some of us use it as a life source within our bodies. Others may need it to fuel their own through the means of others.
Where is that I need to meet you?
Any warnings I should know now?

[chronomancer]

yeah, some folks are kinda attached to it
includin me sometimes
but yeah
its not like im gonna drink you dry or anythin
thatd be fuckin rude as hell

an its okay
anywwhere you feel comfortable is fine
youre probably gonna be dizzy an a little wwoozy for a feww hours afterwwards though

[papshooshing]

LET ME COUNT THE WAYS IN WHICH I COULD REPLY WITH A RESOUNDING YES.
...
LOOKS LIKE I'M DONE BEFORE I COULD EVEN REALLY GET STARTED.
BY THE WAY, HOW'S THE COAT?

[chronomancer]

youre gonna pay for that one, darlin
an you knoww it
dont come back cryin to me later wwhen it happens

[papshooshing]

FOR ALL YOU KNOW THAT STUNT WAS KARMA PAYING YOU BACK.
GOD KNOWS THAT YOU'VE ACCUMULATED IT LIKE A BUILDING THUNDERHEAD.

[chronomancer]

nah
if it wwere karma thered be a lot more kicked buckets in it

[papshooshing]

NO ONE SAW *THAT* COMMENT COMING A MILLION MILES AWAY.
OH NO, NOT AT ALL.
CAN'T BE ANYTHING BUT PREDICTABLE, CAN YOU?