one; audio.

[facepalms]

[ When the feed turns on, there is one annoyed teenage male voice sighing in disbelief. He knew that things were going to be difficult, but this was worse than he could ever imagine.

He was alone, and he was panicking. But at the very least, he didn't turn on the video feed. Because that would reveal the fact that he was freaking out.

At least he's sounding a lot more calm than he feels, though... ]

Hey, Tower.

I know that a lot of weird things happen here. And I'm used to that. And I know that someone told me that a girl by the name of Suzumiya Haruhi was here before. So if anyone knew her — well, we need to talk. Possibly even in private.

Oh, and if anyone here could teach me how to fight, that would be highly appreciated.

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[red_tea]

...Pardon?

1/2

[facepalms]

It's... [ And cue more static. ]

[facepalms]

... Forget it. If Haruhi ever shows up again, she'll just make everyone call me by my nickname. So just call me Kyon, I suppose.

[red_tea]

...Mm.

I'm Sakuya. I suppose that I can begin teaching you whenever you are ready.

[facepalms]

Well, I'm ready whenever, I guess. If you have free time, we could meet up today, if you want.

[red_tea]

[ She shakes her head. ] If you can wait a week instead, I can teach you then. Unfortunately, I'm a bit busy right now...

[facepalms]

[ Kyon awkwardly scratches the side of his cheek awkwardly, laughing a little. ]

I guess I could always wait.

[red_tea]

[ She offers a smile. ] Until then, Kyon.