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[surpassthelimit]

Color me curious but if I offered martial arts lessons or lessons on how to use whatever weapon you've got, how many of you would be into it?

Pretty sure I'm going to do it regardless but I still want to see who'd be into it. Or if someone else is already doing this.

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[ashtoash]

I'll tell you now that it's something to regret.

[ She sounds somewhat serious about that. ] A waste of a perfectly good combat android. You didn't even spend an appropriate enough time staring down my torso area.

[surpassthelimit]

Your chest isn't even real. Why would I be interested in that?

[You're no Lamia, Aschen.]

[ashtoash]

And here I thought you were disinterested because it was four sizes too large.

I suppose my calculations could be off slightly.

[surpassthelimit]

I was the one who was with your creator so account for that.

[ashtoash]

She must have designed me this way to piss you off specifically.

[surpassthelimit]

The only thing that pisses me off is your personality.

[ashtoash]

Isn't it endearing?

[ WAIT UNTIL DTD MODE. ]

[surpassthelimit]

Think of it like icing on a cake. Too much and I want to puke.

[ashtoash]

I think that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. Tell me more about how my personality makes you want to gag up your innards.

[surpassthelimit]

I'd rather not dredge up awful memories. Just keep it down and we can get along just fine.

[ashtoash]

So this class... it isn't a way to pick up more ladies, is it?

[surpassthelimit]

That's a loaded question. But no, it's genuine.

[ashtoash]

You don't want your first to get envious of any others after all. [ She's just looking out for you. ] I can assist if it is.

[surpassthelimit]

She doesn't strike me as the type to really care. All she wants to be able to defend herself.

Though I don't know if I trust you to not hurt anyone 'accidentally'.

[ashtoash]

I'm serious.

[ She doesn't malfunction often. ] You remember what happened then, don't you? It wasn't real.

[surpassthelimit]

Yeah, I'm kind of just rationalizing it as some kind of simulation.

[ashtoash]

Right.

So if you need assistance, you know where to find me. [ Holding up her own fist. ] If you want to refine your skills, I'm quite durable.

[surpassthelimit]

As much as I'd love to see you broken, I don't want it to happen.

[That shit is painful to admit.]

[ashtoash]

So you do care.

[ Is that enough to make him rage quit? ]

[surpassthelimit]

Go away.

[:|

Maybe just a tiny bit of tsun but mostly bleh.]

[ashtoash]

Okay.

[ She'll take her victories when she can and that? That's a victory. Time to reward his good behavior by giving him what he wants: her to GTFO. ]

See ya.