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[knightmaking.livejournal.com]

[Good morning, fellow abductees of the Tower. There is a cheerfully smiling man in a lab coat on the terminal feed now and there's nothing you can do about it! Well, okay, you could just walk away, but where's the fun in that? He gives the screen a little wave.]

Hello, hello! Done poking around our strange new prison yet? No? I guess you won't be through with that for awhile. Still, I failed to introduce myself before everyone set off!

[He had more important things to do than talk to all the little lost boys and girls, but now he doesn't!]

I am Lloyd Asplund, an engineer in the employ of the Britannian Empire. That's really all there is to that. Now on to something more fascinating! Our collars! [He taps his own, an orange one.] I did find myself a few tools, but it was all for naught! These have no obvious means of coming off. No seams, no screws, nothing. Makes you wonder how they managed to get them on in the first place, hmm? I suppose if we got our hands on a welding torch, that might be somewhat more effective, but you might not enjoy the process.

[because lol fire.]

They appear to be quite durable, as well, so you may be better off not trying anything drastic to break them. You'll just end up hurting yourselves~.

Comments

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

You don't need to be smart to be president of superheroes, just strong and I'm really strong!

[fifty]

Well maybe not way back, but now you have to go to college and stuff or no one will take you seriously.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

No I just needta protect lotsa people!

[fifty]

What if it's one of those super villains who makes you do a lot of riddles and stuff to get to him?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

THEN I PUNCH HIM REAL HARD

[pause]

Or get a sidekick.

[fifty]

Well I guess that would work but you'd have to make sure they went to school.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Then I'll find a sidekick that went to collage [yes, she said collage, not college]

[fifty]

Well you can't pick an art major, they wouldn't know how to solve stuff like that. [What is this conversation.]

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

No I want someone smart not who can draw!

[fifty]

Well make sure they went to college and not collage or you'll totally get one and that'd be totally useless!

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Maybe they could draw something and that thing was really smart and could do the puzzle!

[fifty]

Hmm... Maybe you should get two sidekicks.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

I should get a bajillion sidekicks! Everyone can be my sidekick and I an be the superhero master!

[fifty]

If you have too many you wouldn't get to do superhero stuff yourself though, all your sidekicks would do it.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh I'll do mosta the work and choose which sidekick will help me that day but I'll also send them out to help other people without me!

[fifty]

I guess that'd work, but you'd need to do a lot of planning.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

That's what the collage people are for!

[fifty]

Do you think they could organize something that's not a bunch of pictures?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?