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[puppy_lancer]

[The fatigue and the feeling of unease from after Lancer woke up following his death on the circus floor hadn't gone away with time. If anything, he just felt even worse. In addition, his feet felt strangely hard and heavy, a feeling that progressed as the day dragged on. Trying to eat and drink, if only to taste strange new foods for this month's menu outright burned his mouth. At this point, he could only conclude something was very wrong.]

[However, as a Servant, he wasn't supposed to be vulnerable to human diseases. This narrowed the cause of his current conditon to either an effect of the Tower's experiment for the month, or the effect of some curse. He just had to figure out which one.]

does anyone else in this tower feel like shit
like, kinda sick
always tired
legs sorta heavy
eating or drinking burns your mouth
anyone getting these effects?

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[puppy_lancer]

i've got a suspect
some guy who calls himself great king of evil
only one i can remember possibly pissing off

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[scorchedchivalry]

What did you do to gain Ganondorf's ire?

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[puppy_lancer]

pranked him
see, there was this

[Staring at what he just wrote and remembering the prank, his face goes pale.]

shit

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[scorchedchivalry]

Continue.

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[puppy_lancer]

there was another person

[He needs to find Tetra. Before he can undo his own curse, he has to undo hers.]

i think i may have fucked up

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[scorchedchivalry]

That does not surprise me.

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[puppy_lancer]

have you seen a small girl around
blonde hair
pointed ears
says she's a pirate

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[scorchedchivalry]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?

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[puppy_lancer]

we pranked ganondorf together
she told me about how he turned into a giant pig
so we made him some blankets
as a joke

if he cursed me
then what about her
what if he got her as well

[He could just sit by and deal it by himself if he was the only victim of Ganondorf's crime. But he couldn't let Tetra bear the blame as well.]

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[scorchedchivalry]

YOU LET A CHILD TALK YOU INTO PRANKING THAT MAN?

FIND HER BEFORE THE PRINCESS DOES.

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[puppy_lancer]

you don't need to tell me twice
i'm going
you got any clues where she might be
her room?
anywhere else?

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[scorchedchivalry]

SHE IS NOT WITH THE PRINCESS. I HAVE KNOWLEDGE AS TO WHERE SHE MAY BE OTHERWISE, AND I WILL NOT ASK ZELDA THE GIRL'S ROOM.

IF YOU CANNOT FIX THIS QUICKLY, THE PRINCESS MAY SKIN YOU ALIVE.

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[puppy_lancer]

i wouldn't blame her for that

[In fact, he wouldn't even blame Saber if she came after him.]

but i'll fix this
somehow

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[scorchedchivalry]

[ooc: that was supposed to be 'no knowledge' in the earlier post.]

GOOD. NOW GO.

[And she logs off.]