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seventh prayer; anon text

So I see everybody took their stupid pills this morning. Good to know.

So, for reference, why don't you all tell me how many you're taking a day. And how much booze you're downing it with.

Don't forget to leave your name, room number, best way to piss you off, deep dark secrets and a bunch of other crap that nobody cares about. Because we really care.

Don't worry, either. This information will be recorded for every asshole that drops in on this Hellhole to see.

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Who actually is dumb enough to want to die though?

Besides these assholes, clearly.

How about the ones that keep sending the admins stupid requests about Jason getting punched in the face?

Especially the idiots that've already had that one bite them in the ass. Shouldn't that have like, been a sign that it's time to try something else?

I remember that insanity is defined as doing the same thing, getting the same answer, but constantly repeating the action in belief that it will be different the next time.

Sounds like this place is turning into an asylum.

If it's going to turn into that, they might as well start actually making use of those jail cells. Throw the ones that've already gone insane in there.

It'll keep them from being a danger to themselves and more importantly, keep them out of our hair. Everybody wins.

Seems like a decent plan. Better than most I've heard. Now all we need is for them to revive in that spot too, that way they can get off on killing each other all they want at the same time too.

Not bad. I'd go drop that one in the suggestion's box, but I ain't got a death wish. Guess you and I both will just have to keep on dreaming.

At least I'm not suicidal enough to do it this month. Maybe the next one.

Well if you ever feel like dying for a good cause, you know what to do. We'll all remember your noble sacrifice.

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