[A tall and somewhat thin green-suited individual happened to be wandering past, black hair in a ponytail and sunglasses resting on top of his head. He stopped in his tracks upon hearing Barbossa's...distinctive...manner of speaking, staring in what might well be termed 'flat amazement'.]
[Of all the things he didn't expect, 'someone talking like a cliched pirate fantasy novel' hadn't been on the list.]
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[Of all the things he didn't expect, 'someone talking like a cliched pirate fantasy novel' hadn't been on the list.]
...What.