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[swordedpast]

Nutrition bars this month. Of course that has a more sinister meaning here in this tower, but it's also tedious to eat. If you're going to be gruesomely experimented on, there's no need to tolerate bland meals as well. I don't intend to put up with it all month, and neither should you. Here are places you can find the ingredients for better meals in the tower.

Floor 101: You can find many plants here, and they're no more likely to be toxic than anywhere else.
Floor 79: There are fish and other marine animals here which don't appear to be poisonous.
Floor 63: This floor also has fish, but many are very alien. It's impossible to predict which of the strange ones are poisonous.
Floor 62: More fish.
Floor 60: There is no food here, but there's everything else you could need in a kitchen.
Floor 33: I've examined the soil in this field and it appears to be arable. There are seeds in the shed.
Floor 32: There are deer, rabbits, squirrels, birds, etc in this forest. (But you'll have to kill them without any unusual powers you possess, on this floor.) There are also berries and mushrooms, but you're an idiot if you get careless with the latter.
Floor 10: More fish.
Floor 6: More deer, rabbits, squirrels, birds, etc but these are freakish mutants who also render powers useless near them.
All floors: Some of the monsters are edible. Others will probably do bizarre and terrible things to you if you consume their flesh. Choose wisely. (I can speak for the safety of the huge, bloodied yellow birds if you can corner and kill them, as well as the small and weak flying bulls, but I have tried no others.) Good places to farm for kills are the tower on floor 75, the maze in floor 72, floor 57 at night, and floor 30. If someone could find out how to get our powers to work on floor 97, that would be the best place yet.

Since I've already written this much, I'll add some warnings.

Floor 87: You are an idiot if you try to use any of these flowers as ingredients, and soon you will be a dead idiot.
Floor 86: Don't try to pick the mushrooms, much less eat them.
Floor 76: Did you really think they would give us a normal greenhouse? Most of what's here is poisonous.
Floor 71: It would be too convenient if we could carve up the flesh here for meat. The beast has defenses. Don't try it.
Floor 61: You can pick the mushrooms here, but I haven't tried eating them yet. I don't know what species they are. It's on your head if you risk it.

I won't babysit you if you want to try to use any of this information.

Comments

Anon

[relinquishing]

[Wow, someone sure took there good ol' time putting this together.]

So. The meals are that bad, huh?

Anon

[swordedpast]

Nutrition bars aren't "meals." They're more like "paste you can ingest."

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[tacticaldisaster]

Thank you for the information.

[After a brief moment:] My apologies for imposing, but do you have any idea where one could find paper and a writing utensil? I plan to copy this information down in case of a network failure.

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[swordedpast]

The network fails often enough.

[And since he's anonymous, it's okay to be helpful, right?]

Floor 18. If it's too creepy for you, there might be some in the library.

[savarin]

[Good, some useful information. Still, Red's a Hunter but he's not a hunter. Fish will have to do for food. There's one thing that jumps out at him, though...]

what's sinister about nutrition bars? are they part of some kinda experiment? i already ate a couple so if they're gonna kill me i'd like to know.

[swordedpast]

They indicate Jason's in charge this month. Look forward to a good time.

Sarcasm doesn't carry well in text...I mean "look forward to pain, and suffering."

[true_noir]

Better than candy hearts... though it is an excuse to incite someone to play with me.

[swordedpast]

"Play"? You sure make that sound ominous.

[starofpleiades]

Wow, this is a really helpful list! Thanks for putting it up.

Also, um, I'm usually around the cafeteria or floor 60 cooking, and I'd be happy to cook up anything anyone brings in!

[swordedpast]

Don't thank me too much. You'll still have to do all the work of getting the food and cooking it.

[ Even anonymous, he has to tsun at least a bit. ]

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[justabignobody]

There are a lot of poisonous or inedible fish on floor ten. I don't recommend going there unless you know what you are doing.

[Read, which ones are the edible in the bunch.]

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[swordedpast]

Yes, they are a bit exotic.

But that's your problem.

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[angramaintsu]

archer what are you doing

[ That's four words too many for Rin's liking, but WHATEVS. She can recognize that tsun a mile away. ]

[swordedpast]

Archer? Who is that?

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[terreifying]

thx 4 all the food

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[swordedpast]

I didn't give you any food. Only locations.

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[puppy_lancer]

nice guide
thanks

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[swordedpast]

It's hardly much worth thanks.

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[cherrygrail]

It seems like I'll be making a lot of fish dishes this month! I hope no one gets bored of it...

Though, I suppose I'll have a bit of a challenge in catching them. A fishing pole might not be within my reach, but maybe I could fashion together some sort of net?

Thank you so much for this information, kind stranger.

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[swordedpast]

There isn't any need to thank me.

Fishing poles shouldn't be that difficult. I've made them in the past. Thread and a bent needle from floor 51. A long stick from anywhere else. Don't give up on such a simple task.

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[whiteblackknight]

Really?

Thank you. Thank you so much.

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[swordedpast]

Don't expect any more help.

[plumesofdusk]

The only thing we actually HAVE to eat is the oatmeal, right?

[swordedpast]

Technically that's true.

But most people need to eat to live, you know.

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[notayoungkitten]

My thanks for the information.

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[swordedpast]

Don't thank me; simply put it to good use.

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[chainsawn]

What kind of stuff are "bizarre and terrible things"? Do they make you feel too full?

[ Because that's clearly the worst thing that could happen. ]

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[swordedpast]

I was thinking more like, "Make your body explode," or, "Cause you to hallucinate bright pink spiders for a month." That seems more likely, just as a guess.