Hehehe. It's just one of the special little things about this place. I guess basically it's like a parallel universe sort of deal? But at the same time, not really. Or not always? It's a little complicated.

[He's not even bothered though. The first time he met an alternate version of himself, sure. But not this time. This time HE has the upperhand!!!!]

I guess we should start with the basics so we can try and figure this shit out though. Which means, first off, you are John Egbert, right?