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[longwinded]

[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.

[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.

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[ghostytrainer]

[w e l p]

'sup, john?
welcome to the tower.

it was probably one of the admins who broke your hammer, couldn't tell you why though.
that fucking sucks, dude. how broken is it?
because you are definitely going to need it here.
so you might want to see about finding someone who can fix it.

[longwinded]

[What a nice text color.]

thanks?
i guess.
the unwanted bling and white suit aren't exactly a welcoming gift i guess.


in three pieces.
top spike thing, hammer head, and then the handle.
isn't that wonderful, give me a hammer and then break it.
really useful.

[ghostytrainer]

[The best text color there is, tbh.]

the letters are pretty shitty too. you did read them, right?
you will get used to the collar though.
sometimes i forget i am wearing mine.

that's not as bad as it could be though. at least they didn't completely shatter it or melt it down or something like that.
three pieces is fixable and if nothing else i guess you can...stab monsters with the spike?
whack them with the handle?
at least until you get it fixed.

[longwinded]

[This poor sap hasn't really figured it out yet. Why there is two of the best text color. What a dummy.]

yeah.
pretty shitty of them honestly.
eh, it's not bothering me.


[Except it is because it's a new thing and he does not like this new thing.]

man if they did that i would be so over the top angry.
hammers like that don't come easy.
i'll figure something out.

[turntechtrainer]

lots of things are going on
we are farm fresh mother fuckers strapped in for the long haul
its all horror related and not an ounce of digital whatzis in it
basically ssdd for us

[longwinded]

fantastic.
another place with another set of rules.
just what we wanted, right?
hey man how's it going?

[turntechtrainer]

eh same old same old

[Dying, going crazy, overwhelming odds and people dying.]

cant complain too much havent been here too long
so how much do you understand about your situation
i mean besides the fact you have a shiny new accessory that wont come off

[longwinded]

enough.
i read the letters.
flipped my shit because i couldn't move.
i'm chill for the most part.
if you get what i'm trying to say??

anything else i need to know?

[tentacletrainer]

A lot are viewing this.
Whether or not they answer is a different question entirely.
You might be able to fix your hammer in the workshop.
They have a forge if I remember correctly.

[longwinded]

is it like one of those uh..
mass text things?
where you send it to more than one person.

that would be great.
i'm still kind of miffed about that.

[tentacletrainer]

In a way.
It's more like a forum.
You can view any post made by any person on any of the terminals found around the tower.
You can respond in kind, with text, video or audio, no matter what the original post format was.

It can't be helped.
It's better to fix it and move on, because there are a lot more things you could focus on rather than your miffage.
But I don't blame you.
I'm sure it must be a pain.

[longwinded]

oh okay.
i get how that works.

no worries.
i'll be over the miffage soon.
no being miffed here haha.
just slight annoyance.

[knightime]

welcome back
except i guess you dont remember here
theres a workshop where you can get your shit fixed
i can take you there if you want

[longwinded]

no need for double texts man.
but.
uh.
yeah i don't know anything about this place so no need to welcome me back.
sure? i don't see why not.

[knightime]

this is the first time im texting you
what room are you dumbass
its faster if you tell me so i can head over
youre using the terminal in your room right?

[longwinded]

are you sure?
yeah, i am.
room 1-14.

text;

[mostprecious]

Hi. I am Aya.

I'm sorry about your hammer.

text;

[longwinded]

s'cool.
it'll get fixed eventually.
sup, how's it going aya?

text;

[mostprecious]

Mmuh...

It's going [ She's observing John's typing style. After a moment, she corrects herself when matching. ]

sup

it's going okay.

is it okay for john too?

text;

[chainsawn]

How did they break your hammer? [ Because that's clearly the most important matter here, right. ]

text;

[longwinded]

in three pieces.
i mean they could have just broken the handle.
but nope.
had to break the spike off the top too.

[chainsawn]

That's so weird.. why would they take the spike specifically? It's like they didn't like the spike.. maybe they got mad at it.

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[longwinded]

[Uhhhhhhhh.]

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i don't want the customer service hours.
please direct me straight to fix-it hotline.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

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thank you for continued patronage and hope you have a nice day