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animus_network2013-04-07 05:00 am
spaghettiinmysoul) wrote in animus_network2013-04-07 05:00 am
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[video/text/potential action all over the dormitory area]
[The screen is on. Someone... or something, is staring very intensely at the screen. Very intensely, mismatched green and blue photoreceptors narrow in either thought, irritation, or concentration. The copper face is screwed up in a pout, hat cocked, skeletal fingers splayed across the keypad. Then-]
Get Ice Cream
[Typed very suddenly, the look of concentration deepening. ... Nothing happens. There's a puff of steam, and he tries something else]
Get French Fries
[Swing and a miss. He's annoyed now]
I-I-I know that letter was non-non-nonsense. What kinda me-messed up hotel is this anyway?
[Like his world was destroyed. Hello he'd totally know if that happened.]
A-a-anyone see a t-tall silver man? Or a li-little gold o-one? Wears a hat? Nice suspenders? T-t-talks about marmalade? Has a k-k-koi in his chest?
He's real hard to miss, The Jon. No? H-h-how about a little bronze g-guy with a smoke stack on his hat? T-t-talks like a posessed speak n' spell. Love ya, Hatchy.
[He taps on the screen with one of those long skinny fingers, hunching over the screen a little more]
HEY HATCHY! TH' SPINE! THE JON, Y-Y-YA IN HERE?!
[Because this is the time for yelling as loud as you can. Sleep? Sleep what sleep]
... Whaddya g-g-gotta do ta g-get food?
Get Ice Cream
[Typed very suddenly, the look of concentration deepening. ... Nothing happens. There's a puff of steam, and he tries something else]
Get French Fries
[Swing and a miss. He's annoyed now]
I-I-I know that letter was non-non-nonsense. What kinda me-messed up hotel is this anyway?
[Like his world was destroyed. Hello he'd totally know if that happened.]
A-a-anyone see a t-tall silver man? Or a li-little gold o-one? Wears a hat? Nice suspenders? T-t-talks about marmalade? Has a k-k-koi in his chest?
He's real hard to miss, The Jon. No? H-h-how about a little bronze g-guy with a smoke stack on his hat? T-t-talks like a posessed speak n' spell. Love ya, Hatchy.
[He taps on the screen with one of those long skinny fingers, hunching over the screen a little more]
HEY HATCHY! TH' SPINE! THE JON, Y-Y-YA IN HERE?!
[Because this is the time for yelling as loud as you can. Sleep? Sleep what sleep]
... Whaddya g-g-gotta do ta g-get food?
text
going down to the cafeteria
the place where food is served
we will pause for a moment for you to absorb this astounding revelation :O
video
Ca-cafeteria? They d-d-don't deliver? I don't wanna g-go all the way down there.
[Booo. Poor room service, he wants a refund]
Ne-never mind, ain't that important.
text
no they dont deliver
because there no phones
and no actual internet
the food this months basically crap anyway you may be better off
video
There i-i-isn't any ice cream?
Wha-wha-what kinda nutty pla-place is this?! Where's the manager?! I'll te-te-tell him what for!
text
but the menu rotates every month and changes more than a tempermental rich girl changes her outfit :/
the manager does too so good fucking luck
video
[Moping. Here we go. Mope.]
Who's the ma-ma-manager? I gotta few words fer them! About their sh-sh-shoddy kidnappin' skills! An' bad ta-taste in food!
text
i think jasons in charge right now
but hes a douche and im pretty sure he doesnt have taste buds anyway?
and also doesnt like happiness and steps on kittens
video
.... Betcha he's go-got a lotta taste enemies though.
text
taste
enemies???
uh sure bro
i mean theres a fuckton of people who hate him but i dont think he makes it a three course meal >:\
video
I-i-it was a pu-pun, buddy.
text
and im friends with a self declared master prankster :|
video
I-I-It's a great pun! Ju-ju-just fine! Nuthin' wrong with it!
no subject
so lame youre disqualified from the olympics
so lame your dont have feet to trip over
[video]
... this isn't a hotel at all and I'm afraid I haven't seen any of those people you're looking for.
[video]
W-w-what is this place, than? H-h-how'd I even ge-get here? This ai-ain't Kazooland is it?
[video]
This is a Tower and well... our worlds have apparently been destroyed and we were bought here...
[video]
I'm g-g-gonna fi-find the way out if it's the la-last thing I ever do.
[video]
[video]
My world is fi-fi-fine! No way it's destroyed! I'd know i-i-if it was!
[It can't be destroyed. It has to be a lie.]
[video]
How would you know though? Is there a way you're linked to your world...?