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[salamancer.livejournal.com]

The next person to suggest we eat ice cream for an entire month and have it passed through by the staff will be royally flipped off the handle into a never ending abyss of pain and despair and horrible blackness.

That is all.

[A few moments later, there is an addition.]

Also, has anyone seen Dave Strider as of late? I don't believe he is in his room, but his things are still present.

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[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[quarkylass]

you
you really think so?

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[quarkylass]

okay
cool :)
we should go sometime, i will show you the garden i found...
and also, the church
its really pretty......

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[quarkylass]

oh
nothing, i am sitting in the library...
do you...want to go now? :)

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[quarkylass]

ok i will wait right here then :)

[ Just chilling. Swinging her legs back and forth on the chair. ]

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ contrary to popular belief it is actually very easy to get places quickly when you have no legs. ]

Hey.

[quarkylass]

Oh. Hi, Dave... [ She catches herself from saying 'sprite'. He's still Dave, even if he has no legs. ]

are you ready to go?

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ things like that used to bother him, but not anymore. he is davesprite, after all. ]

Yeah. Let's go.

[quarkylass]

[ Nope he's just Dave. With a tail.

Jade stands up and holds out her hand to him. They're covered in bandages again oops. ]

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ frown. he knows what she's been up to. he still takes her hand however--carefully, in case they're still wounded. ]

Where're we going?

[quarkylass]

[ She thinks for a moment. ]

There's a new floor, with shop tools. Do you know how to work a band saw?

[ It hurts a little to tug him along, but does it anyway. ]

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ truth be told, he doesn't even know what that is. ]

No.

[quarkylass]

I'll show you. It's not hard. I don't usually use it, though, so we will have to be careful.

[ WOODWORKING IS FUN jade can do that too. Mechanics are the best but making things out of wood is like...second best. Mostly she just wants to look around. ]

Unless...you want to go get fruit with me? [ ... ] Do, um. Do sprites eat?

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ oh god they're going to kill themselves aren't they. ]

I don't really need to. Probably can. Dunno where it goes though.

[quarkylass]

[ Yes. Yes they are.

At least they were, Jade's mind is now set on SCIENCE! And she changes directions, towards the cafeteria. ]

Let's find out!

[ For a moment, she sounds like her old self again. FOOD SCIENCE. ]

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ jade he has a hole in his stomach what if it falls straight out again?? that's how biology works right?? ]

Sure.

[ wait no he's a strider striders don't eat fruit this is a terrible idea. ]

[quarkylass]

[ Then she will probably think it is cool and attempt to replicate the experiment
FOR SCIENCE!!!! ]

You'll love strawberries. I promise. Oranges are my favorite, though.

[ She looks over her shoulder at him, slightly shy. ]

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ jade that is unsanitary ]

Oranges, huh? They never seemed so great to me.

[ davesprite: COMPLETELY MISS THE POINT. ]

[quarkylass]

[ Point? If there was one, she missed it too; oranges really are her favorites. ]

Because you're a Strider, and you live off of burritos!

[ A giggle escapes her. ]

I promise they won't kill you.

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

Shit, who told you my weakness. For the record, burritos are the food of gods.

[quarkylass]

I always knew.

[ A pause, as she considers this. ]

I've never had a burrito.

[cocksprite.livejournal.com]

[ holy shit jade ]

Blasphemy. I'm getting you a burrito.