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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well. He's only been here a week and he's taken a massive issue with something.

A massive issue.

Someone just talked to Yotsuba and learned something rather... unpleasant.

So after he was perfectly and utterly sure she was in a safe room for the night and tucked away, he went and took his issue up on the airwaves.

Loudly.]

WHI-WHI-WHI-WHICH ONE 'O YOU LOONY TOONS KI-KI-KILLED A KID?!

Ya don't hi-hi-hit kids! 'Specially no-no-not girl kids! No kids at all in fact! I oughta beatcha 'til ya ca-ca-ca-ca-caaaaaaAAAaAan't walk no more!

[His voice veered off into a sharp whine and then descended into static, emotion overwhelming his vocal units for a moment]

If I ever fi-fi-fi-find out who la-laid a hand on that ki-kid- I'll- You don't wanna know what I'll do!

[Rabbit didn't want to know what he'd do.]

Ya be-be-better watch it or else I'll fi-fi-find ya and then you'll be sorry ya ever even looked at her!

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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[RABBIT WILL NEVER BE DONE WITH THIS TOPIC]

I du-du-dunno but I'll be there fer her! I-I-I'm a gre-great big brother, how hard can it be? I'll ju-just make sure she don't get hurt again.

[hystericull]

[Now he's just playing devil's advocate.]

How you even now she fuckin' be wanting you!? You be all up and getting your decide on of fuckin' a lot of shit without fuckin' askin' on her at it first, bro.

[Not that he really cares. It's just fun working this dude up.]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

She li-li-likes me! We talked about it an' e-everything, she thinks I'm a g-g-great brother!

[She even held his hand it was bonding and he likes her a whole lot you shut up, Gamzee]

[hystericull]

Fuckin' think I all gonna up and empty my motherfucking digestive sack.

[YEAH YEAH WHATEVER.]

Remind me to fuckin' keep a gander bulb on you motherfuckers so I ain't gotta all be missin' the trainwreck when that little motherfuckin' bitchette finally kicks her wicked shit out all over this place, hahahahaha!

[spaghettiinmysoul]

G-g-go ahead. Maybe you'll p-p-puke out that ba-ba-bad attitude of yours.

Ain't nu-nuthin' bad gonna happen t'that kid. I g-g-g-got my eye on her. She's fa-family now.

[hystericull]

Ain't motherfuckin' likely.

[He laughed cruelly, mimicking vomiting into the camera. Afterwards, he held up his empty hands, to signify nothing had come out.]

This shit be fuckin' ingrained in a motherfucker.

'S how you get the fuckin' bitches, you dig?