2nd Lie [Video]

[fictionalize]

[Well, here's Kumagawa looking less than his usual chipper self. Whatever could be the matter? Certainly not the worry that his violet collar might be a timebomb, right?]

「Hey, everyone, a friendly poll from your neighborhood Kumagawa: of those of you with amazing super powers, gifts, magic, psychic abilities and all those amazing things, have any of you noticed them acting any differently since you arrived here? Please respond in 140 characters or less.」

Comments

[bloodredandblack]

Yes.

[If you wanted a short reply, THERE IT IS.]

[fictionalize]

「Ummm, could you elaborate? I'll even let you use 280 characters like that new site with the funny sounding name!」

[bloodredandblack]

I can't float out of reality. Is that good enough for you?

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[chainsawn]

No.

[ .... Wait.. ]

One word is okay too, right..? It's a lot less than 140.

[heavenscorpse]

Kind of.

[Let's run the gamut here.]

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[justiceerror]

Yes.

[short, sweet, and to the point.]

I cannot heal as fast as I usually am able to, tragic...

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[madokacries]

W-well, I haven't noticed anything y-yet....

[fictionalize]

「That's a pretty surreal ability to begin with. Guess they don't want you escaping into fantasy? You should invest in comic books instead.」

[fictionalize]

「It's a tough call, but I'm gonna allow it! I'm just that nice.」

「So all your abilities are intact? What sort of things are they?」

[fictionalize]

「That's descriptive! But please, do elaborate if you really feel the need to.」

[fictionalize]

「Really? And how fast was that before? Limbs popping back on at a moments notice fast or just papercuts not lasting the whole day fast?」

[fictionalize]

「You should try it out then! It'd be a tragedy if you got into a situation where you were counting on something and then it wasn't there and you died a horrific and bloody death because of it.」

[bloodredandblack]

A what? What kind of book is that?

[chainsawn]

Thank you, you're a kind person. [ Way too quickly coming to conclusions here, Urotsuki. ]

What I can do is sort of hard to describe though.. it's just something I can do that nobody else can.

[justiceerror]

Limbs.... yes, all of that. I would take a hit and be healed up yet again in moments, it was quite interesting.

Now however, it's much slower.

[fictionalize]

「The best kind of book! They print them on a weekly basis and they're multi-functional too. Pillow, doorstop, paperweight, you name it!」

[fictionalize]

「I definitely understand how unique and special that makes you, but it's not really giving me a concrete picture here.」

[fictionalize]

「Wow, that's pretty neat. Guess they decided it cut into their whole gore and horror shtick if it just came right back? So you lost any limbs here? See how long they took to come back? Man, those must look really gross partway through!」

[bloodredandblack]

The only kind of people who sleep with books are weirdos.

[Yes, that's a shot at Patchouli and Marisa.]

[fictionalize]

「Well, it's better than no pillow, but definitely not something you should do a lot. Who knows what kind of weird dreams you might end up having.」

[bloodredandblack]

I don't know because I've never tried it. Just bunch up your clothes and use that for a pillow.

[fictionalize]

「And sleep naked? What are you, a pervert?」

[bloodredandblack]

What's wrong with sleeping naked?

[chainsawn]

[ A very understanding person too, she sees it! Except most of it is actually completely going over her head.. ]

I can summon a chainsaw. Is that more concrete?

[heavenscorpse]

Well, what did you want to know?