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[wegotlucky]

[Neal looks rather panicked and sweaty as he leans heavily into the terminal.]

This is going to sound crazy, but the food in the cafeteria is poisoned.

Don't eat it, okay? Even the ground beef might be unsafe! You don't know what's hidden in the food!

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[emilia_galmar]

[Gasp!]

Has anyone sickened?

[wegotlucky]

I have, the other day!

[Completely unrelated to the situation at hand but he's kind of paranoid right now, okay?]

[emilia_galmar]

[Double gasp! She ate there this morning!]

What are the symptoms? How bad were they?

[wegotlucky]

I had a terrible stomachache and felt woozy for a while.

I think I got out of it pretty fortunate. If someone ate something more poisoned, they might die or something!

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[badguise]

[Watanuki on the other hand manages to keep his composure but he's glad (in a way) that there's someone else who knows about the food in the cafeteria.]

I think so too but what are we going to do about food if stuff there can't be trusted?

[emilia_galmar]

Thank god we have access to the food supplies down below. Or do you think they may have poisoned everything?

[wegotlucky]

I don't know.

We might be okay so long as we don't eat the plants in the cafeteria. Not sure how that'll effect the vegetarians, though.

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[wegotlucky]

We can hunt, I think.

There's a farm on one of the levels. We can see if there's anything there. That stuff should be safe as long as people know what it is.

[emilia_galmar]

No vegetables? But we need those to stay healthy!

[Her eyes narrow as she thinks of why such a crime might have been committed]

Is there someone with a sweet tooth here who like to play pranks?

[wegotlucky]

I don't know.

I bet it's the tower itself.

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[badguise]

Hunting... [He's pretty sure he won't do too well with that.] I guess I'll just have to resort to looking for the farm then because I'm not planning on going into the cafeteria anymore.

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[wegotlucky]

Hopefully the farm is safe. Wouldn't want there to be more poisoned food there.

I can hunt small game in the forest, but I'd need to find better ammunition. The arrows I made aren't very good.

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[justguidelines]

[No words. Just this face. Forever.]

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[wegotlucky]

I'm serious!

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[justguidelines]

While I would very loosely catorgize that in the - Cafeteria? Aye, that's the word. - as food, which do say something, considering that which I've been forced to eat in me own good time, I'd hardly say it were poison.

Terrible, perhaps. Nearly inedible, aye. But not poison.

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[wegotlucky]

But I got sick off of it a couple days ago!

[Completely unrelated, but it all makes sense now.]

I'm telling you, it's poisoned!

It wasn't before, but it is now!

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[justguidelines]

So finding yourself with a bit of a stomachache days back, and suddenly it all be poison. Oh, yes, there's impenetrable logic there.

It's no more poison than it is fine cuisine, mate. Just bad food all around.

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[wegotlucky]

I'm serious!

It was written on the wall near Floor 11! I got a good look at it, and I knew it was true!

[Except it won't be there now.]

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[justguidelines]

[Let's face it, Barbossa won't go look, anyway, since he thinks Neal's definitely been hitting the same kind of weird off-brand rum Jack does from time to time.]

Oh, aye! It were written on the wall, so of course it must be true.

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[wegotlucky]

[Whatever it is, paranoia is definitely getting to him.]

I'm serious. I don't normally see stuff on the walls and believe it!

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[justguidelines]

And just what makes this so special, aye?

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[wegotlucky]

I don't know. I just... have this feeling.

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[justguidelines]

A feeling.

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[wegotlucky]

Like a premonition or something.

[no_longer_a_king]

What is your mailbox number? I'm currently hunting and can deliver some safe food to you as well.