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[Neal looks rather panicked and sweaty as he leans heavily into the terminal.]

This is going to sound crazy, but the food in the cafeteria is poisoned.

Don't eat it, okay? Even the ground beef might be unsafe! You don't know what's hidden in the food!

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[No words. Just this face. Forever.]

I'm serious!

While I would very loosely catorgize that in the - Cafeteria? Aye, that's the word. - as food, which do say something, considering that which I've been forced to eat in me own good time, I'd hardly say it were poison.

Terrible, perhaps. Nearly inedible, aye. But not poison.

But I got sick off of it a couple days ago!

[Completely unrelated, but it all makes sense now.]

I'm telling you, it's poisoned!

It wasn't before, but it is now!

So finding yourself with a bit of a stomachache days back, and suddenly it all be poison. Oh, yes, there's impenetrable logic there.

It's no more poison than it is fine cuisine, mate. Just bad food all around.

I'm serious!

It was written on the wall near Floor 11! I got a good look at it, and I knew it was true!

[Except it won't be there now.]

[Let's face it, Barbossa won't go look, anyway, since he thinks Neal's definitely been hitting the same kind of weird off-brand rum Jack does from time to time.]

Oh, aye! It were written on the wall, so of course it must be true.

[Whatever it is, paranoia is definitely getting to him.]

I'm serious. I don't normally see stuff on the walls and believe it!

And just what makes this so special, aye?

I don't know. I just... have this feeling.

A feeling.

Like a premonition or something.

Oh, of course.

I'm being serious! Don't eat the food!

And yet here I find meself a bit famished.

Don't come complaining to me if you drop dead suddenly.

Of course I will, otherwise this ridiculous little circle will never be complete, now will it?

Hey, I gave everyone here the warning!

[Don't make him brag, too, Barbossa.]

[He's loling on the inside. Seriously.]

Aye, but I feel it be my personal mission in life to confirm, if I do so drop dead, to inform you that your paranoia were not unfounded.

I appreciate the thought and all, but please don't.

Oh, no, mate, I insist.

It's fine, honestly.

Aye, but I'm afraid I'd not be doing my civic duty otherwise, aye?

I think we can break the rules just this once.

Unthinkable.

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