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[fionnuisce]

[After his response to Ruana, the almost disturbingly composed Waver with his mercury maid behind him decided to address the network himself.]

I'll make this clear: I don't give a flying multiverse-traveling fuck how real or fake it is, I will give damn near anything for a cigarette right now.

[Either he'd gone completely insane or just snapped into harsh sarcasm and irritation as a defense mechanism.]

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[puppy_lancer]

[This is his third computer console today, given his highly passionate response to Ruana.]

I think I still got one or two in my trunk. But you're owing me a favor.

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[fionnuisce]

Just about any god-awful thing you can come up with would be worth it.

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[justguidelines]

[Well, while Barbossa certainly doesn't consider the language unwarranted, it certainly is amusing.]

Aye and I'd give me left arm for some rum. I'd take ale at this point, actually. Funny, that.

change to action?

[puppy_lancer]

Sure. Remember to keep that promise, now.

[And he runs back to his room to check if he has any cigarettes left.]

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[fionnuisce]

Actually, I might have a fairly decent drink in my trunk--

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[fionnuisce]

--...Shit. Hold on.

[He's gone sprinting off for some reason, leaving the liquid silver maid quite at a loss.]

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[fionnuisce]

[And just a few minutes later, he's back. And livid.]

THAT WITCH DIDN'T EVEN LET ME KEEP MY BLOODY FAKE TOWER ALCOHOL!

sounds good

[fionnuisce]

[He'll just make his way over there looking a bit cranky and with his mercury maid following along.]

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[oathshackledbird]

I...actually asked for some for you this month. I expect she will probably not be filling requests for some reason, though...

[Diarmuid's voice sounds so weak that for a moment he sincerely regrets not going with text as was his original plan. Still, Waver would have realized that something was wrong if he had gone that route too, so...]

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[fionnuisce]

....I'm flattered, but what's wrong? You seemed fine last time we spoke, did I miss something?

Re: sounds good

[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer had to do some searching, and finds, to his chagrin, that this is his very last cigarette. But a promise is a promise. As soon as he finds it, he steps out of his room to greet Waver.]

Hey, turns out I still had one.

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[oathshackledbird]

It's...nothing...

[I just helped doom you and everyone else here to die in a year and those who are suppose to be leading this Resistance...]

Are you doing all right besides wanting a cigarette?

[fionnuisce]

Thanks. So what am I stuck owing you?

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[fionnuisce]

...Hey. Don't shut me out like this, alright? I'm not freaking out, so you can tell me what's bothering you.

[puppy_lancer]

...

[He scratches his head.]

Uh...let me think of something...

[Try as he might, nothing is coming to mind right now.]

Man, this would be easier if you were a woman.

[fionnuisce]

If I were and you suggested anything like that I'd throw this cigarette right back in your face.

[He took a small capsule out of his pocket and crushed it--the result was a small flame that lasted long enough to light it.]

[puppy_lancer]

[He watches the display with some interest.]

Hm...can you use your mercury maid to find out the sort of scars that people have?

[fionnuisce]

If that was innuendo, let me make this clear.

You are not allowed to fuck Volumen Hydragyrum.

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[yougotthatwrong]

...Well, we can probably find tobacco seeds and plant them.

[...the worst part is he's actually serious about this.]

[puppy_lancer]

...I wasn't thinking of it!

[He stares at the mercury maid.]

Who would wanna fuck something that doesn't even feel human or make any noises? Does it even have the right parts?

[fionnuisce]

No, of course she doesn't!

[puppy_lancer]

[Unfortunately, he's now thoroughly intrigued by this possibility.]

...Can you remold her so she does? Or, wait, you know what it looks like down there, right?

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[fionnuisce]

...You're kidding, right?

[fionnuisce]

Did you not hear me say 'you are not going to fuck Volumen Hydragyrum'?!

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[oathshackledbird]

[Diarmuid turns away from the screen causing his voice to muffle even more.]

We were wrong. This was all a big mistake and those who are calling themselves leaders are nothing more than children just like Ruana is. We are all puppets to them on strings pulled to stroke their own egos.

[Don't worry, Waver. He's just fine...]