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[stalemates]

[That's right, why would you want to spend your time worrying about monsters when you can draw yoru troubles away? You don't have anything better to do, drawing is the most important.

Only Lambda would think this is a good idea.]

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[stalemates]

The world's not, but I am!!

[After a moment of flailing, she moves aside. Fine, show her what you got!!!]

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen looks haughty as he opens up the program Lambda was using. He's a doctor. He knows how people look inside and out. All he has to do is to use that knowledge to draw a person, right?

Wait, how does he work this tablet-

He's not familiar with the settings in this drawing program, what-

He knows what a human is supposed to look like, why won't his hand just make the image that's in his mind happen-

Oh shit he's using the wrong colors-

Fuck it he'll just scribble that part-

Wait, no, he doesn't know nearly as much about clothing as he does about anatomy, why is it so hard-

Eventually, Richtofen gets so frustrated that he slams his hand down on the touchpad and swears in German. Once he's finished with his little fit, he splays his hands out toward his drawing, and smiles like it's something to be proud of.]



There. That is how you do it.

[stalemates]

[Okay, the face is pretty good...but what's up with her beautiful dress, this is a travesty - and her lovely, silky hair! It's not made of straw!!]

Well, I like the face...but, is my nose really that big?

[doctor_dismemberment]

Well...

[He looks between Lambda's face and his drawing a few times over, then stops with his eyes focused on the monitor. He strokes his chin with a thumb and forefinger.]

No, I suppose not. But they really should not make these things this hard to use...! [With an accusing stare at the touchpad/tablet.]

[stalemates]

See, it's hard to get used to! Plus my hair's totally not made of hay or something.

[doctor_dismemberment]

It is not a big, fluffy ball, either!

[Nevermind that the hair in Lambda's picture totally looks more accurate.]

Besides, it's not hay. Those are strands of hair.

[stalemates]

It totally is fluffy! Here, touch it!

[Shoving her head at him. TOUCH IIIT.]

[doctor_dismemberment]

Ack, nein!

[He swerves his body out of the way before her head can touch him. Wee-oo wee-oo, personal space violation!]

Hair und fluff are two completely different things. They have different molecular structure, don't question me, I am a doctor!

[stalemates]

But my hair is fluffy! You know, like an adjective, not a noun!

[doctor_dismemberment]

Und yet you continue with the contradicting! [Richtofen puts his hands on his hips and attempts to look as stern as possible.] Did your parents not teach you to respect your betters?

[He should have said "elders," oops. What a slip of the tongue.]