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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

So, say you have a family member that locked you in a basement to hide you from someone. How weird is that really? Especially when it didn't work.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

...Yeah, no. Unless, say, the statue was rigged to shoot at anyone who got near it. Then it might be better at keeping people out.

A plain old statue, though? Meh. That's neither fun nor functional.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

There was a puzzle you had to solve to get it to open up and nobody ever figured it out before a kid came along.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

...A kid.

Your family's complex security system remained completely un-penetrated by everyone... but a kid.

Was it at least an incredibly smart kid? Like, a prodigy or something?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

He's a hero, blessed by the goddesses.

[OH SHI- that might give away too much...]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[It's okay, Tetra. Richtofen still has no idea who you are.]

Oh, well, I suppose that might make it a bit easier for him. In that case, it is forgivable.

Still sort of cheap, though.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Oh good.]

Yeah it kind of is. Especially since this was a castle. They could obviously afford something better for security.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

You should complain to them about it.

When we all restore our worlds and get out of here, that is.

[Such optimism! Doesn't it just warm your heart right up?]