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seventh scripture. [ backdated to before hacking shenanigans ]

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Um...

[ Sertoria holds up her tattered tunics one at a time to the camera - a few of them have old bloodstains, others look torn and tattered in a few areas.

She's in her robe while addressing the camera, so thankfully she's not completely exposed. ]

Would someone mind repairing these for me? I cannot offer any monetary compensation, but I can always gather materials or do any jobs you may have for me.

I'm in room 1-03 if you would like to take my measurements if these are too destroyed to work with.

Thank you very much if you are willing to do this for me.

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If you'd like a second pair of hands, I'd be willing to help, too...I could use the work. [And the distraction.]

[A minute or so later, Rick remembers that the network doesn't log his name!]

I'm Patrick Dawn, I live down the hall. Sorry for the ambiguity!

...Also, if you'd rather I not be in your room, I can meet you somewhere else?

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It is a pleasure to meet you, Patrick. I am Sertoria Cani.

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I would not mind. It is always a good thing for me to have more outfits to choose.

A pleasure to meet you as well.

I can get all the materials I need from the workshop, I think. But...I hate to be a nuisance...could you get someone else to do the measurements? I'll just stop by and pick everything up later.

[WINDOW OF SERTORIA IN ONLY A TOWEL SCROLLED OFF-SCREEN]

[ Blink.

Blink. ]

I suppose not, but you should not need to worry about seeing me naked. I do not have nipples nor do I have a labia. So, there will not be anything revealing.

[ This is said with the straightest face imaginable. ]

[It's a really good thing that nobody is waiting behind Rick to use the terminal, because if anyone overheard that he would have actually just died then]

[In any case, it takes a while for him to collect his nerves and reply sensibly.]

Right...no offense, but...humor my human modesty.

[ Sertoria's a patient android, so she decides to wait for him to gather his bearings. Was her honesty a factor in the wait?

Probably.

Damn. She'd have to work on that. ]

My sincerest apologies, then, for my honesty. I will try to work on that in the future.

I could also see if my maintenance manual has my measurements, too.

[Several key-mashes later...]

Oh, no, it's okay! Being honest is good.

[Oh now he's just sending mixed messages, emotions are hard]

Well...it looks like there are a couple others who have offered to help you with this, too. Maybe one of them could do the measuring, and I'll just...meet with them after the fact?

I will continue to be honest as I have found it has worked for me for a long time.

[ Smile! Don't worry. She's nonjudgmental. ]

Very well. Should I deliver the data to you when it is done?

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Don't worry about that. I'm not always on the network, so I'll just pick up the measurements in hard-copy along with the shirts when you're ready for me. If that's okay with you, I mean? I don't want to be an inconvenience.

That is what I had meant by delivering the data: by hard-copy.

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You would never inconvenience me. I am happy doing things with people.

[More key-mashing ensues. Just how "non-integrated" is he in the network if he automatically connects "data" with digital media?]

...Right, that makes sense. Apologies for the misunderstanding.

If you can put up with me, I'm always happy to help!

Please hush. You are fine. You have not slighted me at all.

[ To show it, her smile widens even more. ]

I believe I will definitely contact you.

~~[Yes ma'am]~~

[Rick takes note of the room number and immediately abandons the terminal out of sheer embarrassment.]

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