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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Tetra's sitting at a terminal, playing a few notes on her recently acquired Spirit Flute before looking at the screen.]

So, um... It's a Ruana month. And she can be pretty awful sometimes.

[A lot of the time but Tetra's not saying that where Ruana, Jason or Riki could hear.]

There's really no way to get ready for anything that happens here so just everyone should be careful, okay?

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[hemoeroticism]

Well, if you wanna try, you go right ahead. Don't say I didn't warn you, though. ✩

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

People warn me about a lot'a stuff.

[Except now she listens because Zelda needs her to not be a rebellious, troublemaking pirate and more like the future queen of New Hyrule.

Which isn't fun.]

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[hemoeroticism]

And? What, you don't listen?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Didn't used to but that ain't your business.

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[hemoeroticism]

That isn't. I don't really care about the past. All I care about now is spending the rest of eternity with the one I love. This irrational Tower is perfect for that! ✩

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well, guess you guys will be staying if we find a way to restore all the worlds.

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[hemoeroticism]

Everything good about my world is here. Unless Wretched Egg wants to leave, I don't really care about that irrational place. ✩