Grumpy's Public Service Announcement [Text/CW: Cannibalism]

[bloodyashes]

Seems like Ruana took her heart theme a little too far. Or possibly decided to remember Dax in her own way.

If you're someone who isn't interested in dining on human flesh, I'd avoid the cafeteria menu. If you are, I imagine everyone will be happy to avoid you.

Comments

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[fionnuisce]

this just keeps getting better and fucking better doesn't it

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[bloodyashes]

It's Ruana. We should be grateful that there's food that isn't hearts in there.

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[fionnuisce]

[A pause.]

fuck me that's right

it's a ruana month isn't it

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[bloodyashes]

Get your bimonthly will and testament ready.

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[fionnuisce]

i am in no mood for this shit after all that nonsense

the month hasn't even started and i'm dead on my feet

well, complaining won't accomplish a thing so i suggest we find a bomb shelter and lock the damn door

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[bloodyashes]

Doesn't do any good when what we're trying to run from is in here with us.

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[fionnuisce]

right, of course

i almost forgot this is the tower of fucked-no-matter-what-you-do

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[stitchedupbodyguard]

you're fucking kidding me

literally human flesh now?

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[bloodyashes]

Or a good enough reproduction that it doesn't much matter.

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[stitchedupbodyguard]

because that's exactly what we need after all the shit we went through.

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[notachickenhawk]

I don't really have a problem eating most other birds. I do have a problem with eating uh

long pork

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[frilliance]

I just hope that the faucet in the kitchen isn't going to spout out blood too.

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[sarcasmancer]

Duly noted.

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[wegotlucky]

Thanks for the heads up.

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[derping]

What? Gross!!!

Guess I'm not going to the cafeteria for awhile. Thanks for the heads up, though.

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[puppy_lancer]

thats
really really fucked up

[Now he's glad he hasn't gone to the cafeteria yet.]