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[pavomuticus]

[The person who appears on screen has a definitely masculine build and voice, but her speaking patterns and mannerisms are very female. Either way, she doesn't seem particularly pleased.]

You know~ whoever it is who's "saved" us all and locked us up here? It's not very polite to make us wait an entire week for answers to our questions. I mean, you can't exactly blame us for being impatient, can you?

For example, I'd like to know what this collar is and whether I should use that candy you were so kind to pack for me. If you don't mind~?

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[pavomuticus]

...Yes, all right.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

....are you sure?

[pavomuticus]

I'm absolutely sure. Being a woman isn't all about how one looks.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[pavomuticus]

How old are you, sweetie?

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

None of your beeswax

[pavomuticus]

[so like... 9.] Oh, I see. Well, don't worry. It'll make sense when you get older.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

What will?

[pavomuticus]

Everything. For now, all you need to know is that, yes, I'm a [pause] girl.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Just because I'm small doesn't mean you can't tell me things!

[pavomuticus]

I don't really know what to tell you.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

Everything!

[pavomuticus]

Well~, I have the body of a man, but the spirit of a woman. It's really just as simple as that.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

...........What?

[pavomuticus]

...I can't make it any simpler, dear. I really can't.

[princesspowaful.livejournal.com]

So you're a boy. Who wants to be a girl?

[pavomuticus]

No, I'm a girl who looks like a boy. [She's not too angry. Children usually are more clueless about this sort of thing. And she's heard worse.]