[Yeah, yeah. Rag on the accent. In a few years she'll realize just how absolutely irresistible it is, he's sure, and get all hot and juiced just thinking about it. He can let it rest for now, though, seeing as she's so clearly not of legal age.]

I'm talking about the freaks who brought us here, that's what! Only a real pervert would put someone this beautiful in spandex and a collar.

[He's changed out of the spandex he woke up in, of course, after finding his clothes in his trunk, but Nathan tugs on the aforementioned collar in exasperation.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who woke up in spandex.