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[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

I suppose t)(e dramatics )(ave finally come to an end?
Per)(aps we may get back to business, unless t)(e lot of you are too busy wading waist deep in self-pity.
I recall assigning at least one of you a task to be done, and I don't like to be kept waiting.
You know w)(o you are, and I expect an update t)(is instant, and not a moment later.
I )(ave inquiries for two more of you, and a demand of one of t)(e same.
Dualscar.
My )(elmsman.
See to it t)(at bot)( of you respond, or locate me promptly.
I )(ave my own agenda t)(at I must see to.

[OOC: LOOKIN' AT YOU, SIGNLESS BRO]

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[benigncancer]

I'M SORRY, YOUR HELMSMAN IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO HIM HAVING A LIFE AND THINGS TO DO BESIDES WAIT ON YOUR BITCH ASS.
ALSO, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A HELMSMAN.
BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PSIIONIIC, YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS BEEP AND MAYBE I'LL PASS IT ON IF I FEEL LIKE IT.

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

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[benigncancer]

OKAY.
I'LL ADMIT THAT I DROPPED THE BALL HERE.
I'M PLACING THE BLAME SQUARELY ON THE HEADS OF OUR CAPTORS, THOUGH. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO FUCKED WITH MY HEAD AND CAUSED ME TO GO INTO SOME KIND OF PARANOID PARALYSIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THEN TRY TO KILL MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND.
BUT I'M WORKING ON THE WHOLE GETTING OUT OF HERE PROJECT NOW.
AND I CAN STICK MY SCENT ORGAN WHEREVER I LIKE WHEN IT CONCERNS MY MOIRAIL.

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[dualscars.livejournal.com]

[ldkjfa; HE CAN'T... all these feelings and problems gosh]

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[sure ain't tellin' her he may or may not be missing an arm, nope]

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[VERY WISE, DUALSCAR or she may have pulled off the other one to save you the trouble.]

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[if it becomes too much of a hindrance he's just going to. off himself or something. ONLY FOR YOUUUU

but oh, condesce. you have no idea just how fucking fantastic that sounds to him.]

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[benigncancer]

CALM YOUR VENOM SACKS, EMPRESS.
I'M ON IT.

WHAT BUSINESS RELATIONS?
IF YOUR BUSINESS RELATIONS INVOLVE MAKING THREATS, I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY.

Not here

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[benigncancer]

FOUR, YOU BLASTED RIGHT THROUGH THE THIN, BRITTLE WALLS OF MY PATIENCE AGES AGO, AND I HAVE NONE LEFT.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S MY BUSINESS OR NOT.
I'M MAKING IT MY BUSINESS, AND EVEN IF IT'S NOT, THEN PSIIONIIC CAN MAKE IT MY BUSINESS, BECAUSE IT'S HIS BUSINESS, TOO.
SO IT IS MY BUSINESS.
Q.E.D.

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[Her lusus would've made this whole process so much easier, sigh.]

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[benigncancer]

WHATEVER.
WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT THAT YOU HAVE NO POWER EXCEPT WHAT WE GIVE YOU, THEN YOU'LL ACTUALLY MAYBE BE A GREAT LEADER.
UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE BASICALLY A CHUMP MAKING ME WONDER WHY I BOTHERED TO ALLY WITH YOU.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

So I'm assuming your another of those trolls since only they write like complete morons.

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[aka oh god, please say no]

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