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[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

I suppose t)(e dramatics )(ave finally come to an end?
Per)(aps we may get back to business, unless t)(e lot of you are too busy wading waist deep in self-pity.
I recall assigning at least one of you a task to be done, and I don't like to be kept waiting.
You know w)(o you are, and I expect an update t)(is instant, and not a moment later.
I )(ave inquiries for two more of you, and a demand of one of t)(e same.
Dualscar.
My )(elmsman.
See to it t)(at bot)( of you respond, or locate me promptly.
I )(ave my own agenda t)(at I must see to.

[OOC: LOOKIN' AT YOU, SIGNLESS BRO]

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[benigncancer]

I'M SORRY, YOUR HELMSMAN IS UNAVAILABLE DUE TO HIM HAVING A LIFE AND THINGS TO DO BESIDES WAIT ON YOUR BITCH ASS.
ALSO, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A HELMSMAN.
BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PSIIONIIC, YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE INCREDIBLY OBNOXIOUS BEEP AND MAYBE I'LL PASS IT ON IF I FEEL LIKE IT.

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

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[benigncancer]

OKAY.
I'LL ADMIT THAT I DROPPED THE BALL HERE.
I'M PLACING THE BLAME SQUARELY ON THE HEADS OF OUR CAPTORS, THOUGH. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO FUCKED WITH MY HEAD AND CAUSED ME TO GO INTO SOME KIND OF PARANOID PARALYSIS FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND THEN TRY TO KILL MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND.
BUT I'M WORKING ON THE WHOLE GETTING OUT OF HERE PROJECT NOW.
AND I CAN STICK MY SCENT ORGAN WHEREVER I LIKE WHEN IT CONCERNS MY MOIRAIL.

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[benigncancer]

CALM YOUR VENOM SACKS, EMPRESS.
I'M ON IT.

WHAT BUSINESS RELATIONS?
IF YOUR BUSINESS RELATIONS INVOLVE MAKING THREATS, I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY.

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[benigncancer]

FOUR, YOU BLASTED RIGHT THROUGH THE THIN, BRITTLE WALLS OF MY PATIENCE AGES AGO, AND I HAVE NONE LEFT.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S MY BUSINESS OR NOT.
I'M MAKING IT MY BUSINESS, AND EVEN IF IT'S NOT, THEN PSIIONIIC CAN MAKE IT MY BUSINESS, BECAUSE IT'S HIS BUSINESS, TOO.
SO IT IS MY BUSINESS.
Q.E.D.

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

[ldkjfa; HE CAN'T... all these feelings and problems gosh]

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[dualscars.livejournal.com]

[sure ain't tellin' her he may or may not be missing an arm, nope]

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[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

[VERY WISE, DUALSCAR or she may have pulled off the other one to save you the trouble.]

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[dualscars.livejournal.com]

[if it becomes too much of a hindrance he's just going to. off himself or something. ONLY FOR YOUUUU

but oh, condesce. you have no idea just how fucking fantastic that sounds to him.]

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

So I'm assuming your another of those trolls since only they write like complete morons.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Oooh I'm so scared, I'm shaking in my seat. Please, you guys are so not scary.

[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

[Santana no, this is one enemy you don't want ;;]

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Really? Usually all you trolls are quick to tell me how cool you are or some shit? Must say, I'm a bit disappointed with your whole giving up to the human thing.

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[2nd-dii2ciiple.livejournal.com]

[Oh, if you could only see how much effort this is costing him to talk back.]

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[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

[She has an idea. Or maybe she just refuses to believe that her conditioning has been partially overridden.]

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[cullionfish.livejournal.com]

[She has an idea on how to make this easier, knowing that it's much easier to talk back in text than it is in person or over voice, so she makes a point to switch on the video feed and give him her condescending stare.

Condesce will simply stare for a few moments, jaw shifting in a strange attempt to level her temper and speak calmly, without that note of disgust in her voice.]

I don't have time to entertain your notions of intelligence, and of how it speaks to either of us. If you want to be any use to anyone, I suggest you do as I say, as it concerns your little null-blooded lamprey.

As well as other things that I will not discuss over this network where it can be monitored.

[A pause.]

I am not seeking an audience with you for my health, seeing as said audience usually results in the direct opposite.