01: [Video]

[nyandeshiko]

[The camera is shaking, and the first thing it pans over is an out of focus black spot around a fuzzier line. The camera slowly adjusts to show an imp with shredded ears, gnarled teeth, and claws that look like knives. As soon as the focus has cleared, though, the lens zooms back to another out of focus figure- a face this time, all silver blond hair and scared blue eyes and-- cat ears?

Mimio's pretty visibly frightened, and he's doing his best to keep his voice down, but it doesn't seem like he's taking any chances, trying to scoot away as quietly as he can, as quickly as he can.]

That... that thing. What was that? If ya didn't get a good look at it a minute ago I ain't goin' back there, sorry, no way.

Comments

lmao I was kidding

[cancerousnubs]

What? You're dressed like a fucking meowbeast and you're not wearing claws or anything?

[This small little troll kid is judging you so hard right now, looking up with all his unsure-ness.]

I guess I have to go kill it then.

[/sickles.]

Yeah, figured. XD

[nyandeshiko]

...what d'ya mean meowbeast? Ya mean a cat? 'cause I was kinda made like this.

_{[Dumb high school boys and their games, if they only knew the looks he got when he was doing the shopping...]}

Ya wanna take that thing out, be my guest. I ain't goin' back there ta look at it, no way.

_{[Makes his own ears kind of hurt and WHOA WAIT WHAT IS THE TINY ANGRY THING CARRYING SICKLES FOR HE THOUGHT ONI CARRIED CLUBS]}

[cancerousnubs]

[Karkat's already gone to attack it. Thankfully, with his level of skill, it takes nothing to kill it. Unfortunately the thing thought it'd be a great parting gift to spray it's red blood all over his shirt and face.

Fuck fuck fuck. It makes him cringe but he puts on a give-no-damn expression when he comes back by the cat boy.]

See. Fucking weak. Not even a goddamn challenge. One less monster to attack people.

[Now he's going to scowl and powerwalk towards his room and then the showers.]

[nyandeshiko]

_{[Oh sweet everything good in the world blood. That is going to be awful to clean up, and he isn't sure he wants to even try. If this is going to be his stay here he's going to go mad of OCD very quickly.]}

M-maybe fer you. Hell, that's gonna be fun ta clean up... where's a mop...

[cancerousnubs]

[Cleaning the mess up isn't even on Karkat's think pan. Those red-collar douches with no emotion will probably do it later anyway.]

Fuck the mop, it'll get taken care of. I hope you learn to either hide better or start defending yourself.

[Says Karkat like some kind of cool badass as he walks further down the hallway-- to slip and fall flat on his face in a comedic fashion. FUCK.

Must have been some blood under his shoe.]

[nyandeshiko]

Hey, I was hidin' just fine! It didn't get me, I jus' saw whatever it was an'--

_{[Well now. The knight in shining armor apparently has two left feet. He'll try not to snicker in your presence, almighty Karkat.]}

End thread!

[cancerousnubs]

[And Karkat proceeds to get the fuck back up and powerwalk away, as described in this log continuation.

His nose may or may not have been bloodied by the fall without his notice, however.]