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[pchaaair]

hI, sO,
i GUESS i AM BACK, aND, nOT REALLY ANYWHERE ELSE AT THE MOMENT,
aND, i AM KIND OF GLAD i AM BACK TOO, iN A WAY,
aLSO, iN CASE IT MIGHT BE HARD TO REMEMBER ME, sINCE, i WAS GONE FOR AWHILE,
i AM tAVROS, aND, i WAS HERE FOR KIND OF A LONG TIME BEFORE, bUT THEN i LEFT, aND, nOW i AM BACK,
aND, i GUESS EVERYTHING REALLY WAS DESTROYED,
aNYWAY,
hELLO, eVERYONE,

wHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE i LEFT, sINCE, tHAT IS PROBABLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW,

Comments

[ceruleanspid8r]

I assure you I have never 8een here when you have 8een here.
W8.
Which reality are you from?

[pchaaair]

[NOT ONE OF THESE THINGSSSS at least most of the others are less confusing!!]

i AM FROM A REALITY WHERE, wE WEREN'T REALLY TALKING BEFORE,
aND, tHE REALITY WHERE THE vRISKA FROM MY UNIVERSE WAS HERE WITH ME,

[ceruleanspid8r]

[Of COURSE it's not her Tavros. That would be too easy]

That explains it.
I'm not her.
I mean, I am Vriska Serket 8ut I'm not THAT Vriska Serket.
I'm from a different reality I guess?
And we're definitely on speaking terms, or at least I'm on speaking terms with my world's you.

[pchaaair]

oH,
tHAT IS,
kIND OF WEIRD,

[ceruleanspid8r]

That's one word for it.
Thinking a8out it I'm not sure why I thought you might 8e him.
Since most of the trolls here seem to come from fucking Opposites Land where the fin-faces are still in charge.

[pchaaair]

tHAT IS WHERE i AM FROM, yEAH,
aRE THEY NOT IN CHARGE WHERE YOU ARE FROM,

[ceruleanspid8r]

Thought that part was pretty clear in the whole opposites land comment.
8ut no they're not.
The re8ellion succeeded.
A red was put on the throne and now you - or at least the you I know - is Grand Premier.

[pchaaair]

wELL, iT WAS,
aDMITTEDLY THAT IS KIND OF WEIRD TO HEAR, sINCE, i AM USED TO SOMETHING SO DIFFERENT,

[ceruleanspid8r]

Yeah well, it's no less weird on this side of the divide.
Especially considering most of the other trolls here seem to 8e more familiar with your version of things.