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-(Uh)
-(Does +his sor+ of +hing happen)
-(Of+en)

[Conveniently, Equius can use text so that no one can see him FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT even as he types. Unfortunately, he can't hide it from the real world, so anyone walking through the dormitory hallways can witness one very, very jumpy troll clattering into the terminal.]

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-(Equius Zahhak)
-(Who are you)

the hell, 2eriiou2ly?
gue22.

-(So11ux)
-(Or Captor)(whichever you are)
-(I apo1ogize)(I did no+ rea1ize i+ was you wi+h +ha+ co1or te×+)
-(P1ease forgive me)

iit'2 okay.
ii thought 2o.
fuck, iif there wa2 2omeone ii could have piictured wiith my colour blood, iit wa2n't you.
2hiit.
thii2 ii2 awkward.

okay, equiiu2, here's the thiing. ii'm from a parallel uniiver2e from your2 where ii'm a yellow-blood and you're a blue-blood, and ii'm not a crazy 2ea dweller, ju2t a biipolar p2ychiic lowblood.
got iit?

[It takes quite a while for his message to come back, and as usual, it is the most helpful message on the face of the planet.]

-(Wha+)
-(How is +ha+)
-(Wha+)

tru2t me, okay?
ii've talked two that a22hole blue-blood karkat tonne2 of tiime2, and the jade-blood eridan and even your kanaya.
and ii thiink your feferii ii2 here, two.
ii don't know how iit'2 po22iible, but there iit ii2.
but mo2t of the people here are from my ver2iion of realiity, 2o you're ju2t goiing two have two get u2ed two the iidea...

-(Karka+ is no+ an assho1e)
-(You shou1dn+ even be referring +o him as such)

[He's... he's just going to latch onto the thing that does make sense to him. We'll leave the alternate reality for... later.]

oh no?
he'2 an a22hole when he'2 deliiberately jerkiing around my moiiraiil and breakiing her blood pu2her to get hii2 own 2hame globe2 fondled.
you're not gettiing anywhere wiith me about that.
e2peciially YOU.

-(He knows wha+ hes doing)
-(Even if i+ doesn+ make sense now)
-(He knows wha+ hes doing)

[And he's not even... completely licking boot.]

ii have no doubt he knew what he wa2 doiing.
he wa2 tryiing to get hii2 rock2 off.
that doe2n't make hiim any le22 of a douchebag.
but of cour2e you 2uck hii2 bulge wiith all your miight.

-(No I don+)
-(I happen +o have genuine +rus+ in him)
-(Even pas+ +ha+ which shou1d be given by ob1iga+ion)
-(+hough if you are as in+o1erab1e +o him as you are +o me)
-(+hen I can easi1y see why he wou1d decide +o +ake ano+her rou+e wi+h you)

ii wa2 tryiing two be hii2 friiend!
ii liiked hiim untiil he fucked around deliiberately wiith my moiiraiil'2 feeliing2!
and then he laughed and 2aiid you don't need flu2hed feeliing2 two have 2ex, but he diidn't bother two tell terezii before he made out wiith her that he diidn't even liike her.
but iif you want two defend that 2hiit, go riight ahead.

-(We11 you obvious1y weren+ doing a very good job)
-(He has no ob1iga+ion +o his 1usus anymore)(so if he did do +hese +hings youve men+ioned +hen i+ was because you or +he rus+b1ood did some+hing +o disp1ease him firs+)
-(I wi11 defend him as 1ong as I 1ike)

tz ii2 teal, actually, douchebag.
fuck.
thii2 conver2atiion ii2 pii22iing me off.

-(Yes we11 i+ isn+ e×ac+1y +herapeu+ic for me either)

you're ju2t a2 annoyiing a2 a yellowblood as you ever were a2 a blue.
ii bet you're 2tiill a pervert, two.

-(I abso1u+e1y am NOT)

yeah, ii bet you are.
gettiing 2weaty there, biig boy?

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SOLLUX 1TS F1N3!
H3S 4 DOUCH3B4G 4ND 1 M4D3 SUR3 H3 KNOWS 1T, OK4Y?
BUT 1T 1S V3RY SW33T OF YOU TO ST4ND UP FOR M3
H3H3H3

okay, 2orry.
ii'm beiing embarra22iing, aren't ii.

M4YB3 4 L1TTL3
BUT 1 FORG1V3 YOU >:]

you'd better.

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[He could overlook the whole thing because it involved overprotective moirail matters, until he saw this comment. After he spent an entire day losing sleep over her death?

Yeah, fuck this noise. ]

OH OK.
YEAH YOU JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE, PRINCESS.
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM, HOLDING MY BREATH AS USUAL.
NO RUSH OR ANYTHING.
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU CAN LET ME KNOW HOW MANY MORE TIMES I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.

UGGGHHH
1 4LR34DY FORG4V3 YOU!
1 4M S4Y1NG TH4T H3 H4S NOTH1NG TO B3 M4D 4BOUT 4NYMOR3