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-(Uh)
-(Does +his sor+ of +hing happen)
-(Of+en)

[Conveniently, Equius can use text so that no one can see him FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT even as he types. Unfortunately, he can't hide it from the real world, so anyone walking through the dormitory hallways can witness one very, very jumpy troll clattering into the terminal.]

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WOW
GROSS
C4N YOU NOT M4K3 H1S H34D 4NY B1GG3R?

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-(+ha+ wasn+ +he in+en+ion)

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1T 1S NOT H4RD! >:]
SO YOUR3 3QU1US HUH?

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-(+ha+s righ+)
-(Im guessing you are +erezi)

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H3H3H3
HOW D1D YOU GU3SS?

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-(We11)
-(+erezi as I know her does no+ capi+a1ize her words)
-(Bu+ she does use +he same 1e++er rep1acemen+ pa++ern as you do)

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R34LLY?
W31RD
WH4TS YOUR QU1RK 4BOUT?

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-(I+ re1a+es +o various sys+ems of ma+hema+ics)
-(A ski11 which is necessary for me +o know qui+e we11)
-(1es+ I make some sor+ of misca1cu1a+ion and unin+en+iona11y des+ry one of my robo+s)

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WOW L4M3!

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-(Is i+)
-(Rea11y +ha+ bad)

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PR3TTY B4D
4CTU4LLY 1 C4NT TH1NK OF 4NYTH1NG N3RD13R!

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-(Uh)
-(Wha+ kind of pa++ern wou1d be more +o your 1iking)
-(I wou1d be happy +o change i+)
-(After a11)
-(You wou1d probab1y know be++er +han a pa+he+ic ye11owb1ood 1ike myse1f)

[Actually he really doesn't want to change it, but

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[wait what.]

4R3 YOU S3R1OUS?

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-(Of course)
-(Why wou1dn+ I be)

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OH MY GOD
1 DONT 4CTU4LLY C4R3 WH4T QU1RK YOU US3 3QU1US!

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-(Bu+ you jus+ said you did)

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1 W4SNT S3R1OUS >:\

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[Blink... blink...]

-(Oh)
-(Im very sorry)
-(I didn+ rea1ize +ha+)
-)Forgive me)

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[Oh god is he really going to kiss her ass like this...]

UH
OK4Y
FORG1V3N 1 GU3SS >:?

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[It's the only thing he's good at.]

-(A1righ+)
-(+hank you)
-(Jus+ +o c1arify)(I don+ ac+ua11y need +o change i+)
-(Is +ha+ righ+)

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UGHH Y3S
1 DONT C4R3 WH4T YOUR STUP1D QU1RK 1S