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[midgarhorizon]

[It's a video post, of Reno~ looking very much not like himself because he's wearing one of his regular clothes and his hair isn't pulled back. The clothes really make the man, huh? Anyway, he decided not to make it generally known about his being a Turk even though most of his stuff was in that trunk- he still has no idea what's really going on and isn't taking chances.]

It's been almost twenty four hours since I woke up here. I feel like I'm in one of the Shinra Science Division's damned experiments. I haven't seen anyone else from Gaia here, yet, but that doesn't seem to mean much because this place seems pretty big...

[He rests his head on his hand and taps his forehead a few times in an impatient way] So, is there anyone from Gaia here, other than me? Nice planet, almost had a meteor plow into it last week?


(KH people: feel free to jump on him for his resemblance to Axel~)

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[hystericull]

[He chuckles, staring down at the substance in question.]

Ain't never gotten no mutations on at any other pinkies I be splitting this shit with. But I ain't no brother to be all to make another brother get his unease all flowin', so I ain't all gonna be to fuckin' force the shit on you, dog.

[He stares at the camera. Just. Stares.]

What was you all getting at before, again?

[midgarhorizon]

[What? Oh...]

You know... damned if I remember right now.

[Was it important anyway?]

[hystericull]

[This gets a bigger laugh out of him.]

I like you, bro. Not to be all a motherfucker what's gettin' his concern all on when he ain't able to get at his remembering of something right the fuck away like that.

We should kick the shit sometime, for real.

[midgarhorizon]

[Heh, if this kid has that much guts eating mako or something like it, he can't be all bad.]

You got a name?

[hystericull]

Sure do, it's Gamzee. Nice to get the mystical introduce on at a motherfucker! What you be all getting fuckin' at to calling your bad self?

[Hey, man, just because you don't want any pie doesn't mean he's gonna stop eating it. He takes another generous scoop and pops it in his mouth pretty messily.]

[midgarhorizon]

[He manages not to twitch this time. Reno's got a strong stomach, it's just a matter of adjusting.]

Reno. I got to say, it's been interesting.

[Wasn't there some old curse in Wutai that went along the lines of 'May your life be interesting'?]

[hystericull]

[Good thing your stomach is strong, then, Reno. This kid's not the cleanest of eaters, so he's got that shit all over his face and shirt by now. He laughs sleepily, the substance he's ingesting having some sort of obvious effect on him.]

You got some fuckin' bright ass hair, motherfucker.

[midgarhorizon]

[That almost made Reno laugh. Almost. Instead, he just smirks.]

Yeah, that's what they tell me.

[hystericull]

[Nope, he can't stop staring at your hair, sorry. You'd think he'd grow accustomed to all the crazy colors on people's heads in the Tower. But, nope.]

It all been like that way since you be a fuckin' wiggler, man?

[midgarhorizon]

[Reno was tempted to show Gamzee just how natural it was.]

Yeah. The stupid part? It isn't even rare on my world.

[hystericull]

[Oh, Mr. Reno, oooh~]

Really!? Shit, bro, us motherfuckers all to be only having one color gettin' it's go on at the top of our fuckin' heads.

[midgarhorizon]

What, never tried dye? I did once. Didn't take to it.

[hystericull]

Now that you fuckin' be all to mentioning it, one of my bros all got some different color up and attached all on his fuckin' locks. Ain't sure how that got to be that motherfucking way, though. Never got around to asking at that noise...

[He grins.]

You all think a motherfucker could be gettin' his wicked color change on if he all wanted!? That be like, a fuckin' thing that can all be happening!?

what is this they're talking about dying hair lol

[midgarhorizon]

Yeah, sure. It shouldn't be too hard. Just need to get the right stuff, and kaboom, you got a new you.

man idek i don't question what he gets to talking about it just happens

[hystericull]

WHOA, really!? You got the magic all to do that!?

[midgarhorizon]

You don't need magic for that, buddy. Just some hair dye, a bathroom, and a timer.

[hystericull]

[STARING.]

The motherfuck is hair dye!?

[midgarhorizon]

The stuff that's gonna get you a new lease on life.

Or some shit like that. You up for it?

[hystericull]

Shit fuckin' yeah, motherfucker! What the fuck do I all gotta do?

[midgarhorizon]

We'll need some hair dye. If this place has a store, might check there.

Got to have wet hair, then it's kinda like using shampoo, only you leave it there until you got the exact color you want.

If ya want a really bright color, you'll have to use the bleach.

[For claiming his red was natural, Reno sure knew a lot about hair dye.]

[hystericull]

[Gamzee totally was not following Reno's generous explanation. Instead, he kept staring at that ruby-red hair, wishing he could reach through the screen and grab it.]

...And it be that way for fuckin' ever all what's after that!?

[midgarhorizon]

Nah, it'd fade after a while. Just have to redo it.

[Weird. Reno glanced behind him to make sure there was nothing behind him.]

[hystericull]

[When Reno glances back, he'll have a chinhandsing clown face right up against the camera, just staring.]

And I can fuckin' make it all to be any motherfucking color I'm at getting my want on of!?

[midgarhorizon]

Pretty much.