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[chronomancer]

...Fuck.
okay
i thought i wwas done wwith this but apparently im not
just
oh fuck
okay
wwere just
goin to organize ourselvves
as usual
consider this a memo wwhat wwith the lack a an actual memo
maybe itll wwork out better in the long run this wway
wwhatevver
try not
you knoww
wwell you knoww
just remember this is public because i
still
dont knoww howw to lock stuff an
shit
if any a you figured it out
pass it along
you knoww wwhos stuck here in the towwer
so
you knoww wwhat to do
an please
dont be grubfuckin shitstains that evveryone hates
one a us
wwill end up stuck here
dealin wwith the aftermath
so
Dont Screww Up


the
wwell
the rest a you
readin this
im
im really sorry about this



[ooc: Time shenanigans! Eridan has been splitting off into several dozen doomed selves who are now running around the tower getting killed, and will probably descend on this entry en masse. Which is gonna get very confusing, very frustrating, very soon. Have fun?]

Comments

[orphans]

[well that was. special.]

A little late for that request.
As for the jade comment, no, it's not a hue I'm particularly enamored wwith.
Nor am I wwith the idea of you making an idiot of yourself, howwevver inevitable it provves itself to be.

[with. all his descendents.

all a them.

yes he mad.]

If there comes a point at wwhich you believve my attempts to be forevver futile, do let me knoww.

1/2

[chronomancer]

...does
does it help
that wwere all mostly gonna die anywway?
me
i mean

[chronomancer]

nope
it doesnt
im sorry about the green all ovver the place
though
it
kind a happens
sir

[orphans]

You needn't clarify.
So in order to put an end to this, one must hasten your deaths?

[HE'S TRYING TO BE............. HELPFUL..............]

1/TOO FUCKING MANY TO COUNT, good job, Dualscar, GOOD FUCKING JOB

[chronomancer]

No.

[chronomancer]

No.

[chronomancer]

FUCK No.

[chronomancer]

oh gog
no
nonononononono

[chronomancer]

NO
FUCK
NO

[chronomancer]

...no.

[chronomancer]

not really no

[chronomancer]

no

[chronomancer]

nope

[chronomancer]

oh gog
shut up
all a you
shut up
i think he gets the idea




...no it doesnt, for the record

[chronomancer]

its
a bit more complicated than that
sir
stable timeloops an all

DONE

[chronomancer]

no
no it doesnt
it
really really doesnt
honest

[orphans]

WWhat of the original?

[chronomancer]

uh
wwe all are?
kind a
its
usually just the last one standin
wwhat wwith him not bein doomed an all
wwe cant really tell until
ah
wwere not dead an the rest is?

[orphans]

Unfortunate, here I thought you'd knoww.
VVery wwell. Carry on and try not to provve to be too much of a self-fulfilling prophecy, lest I decide to try out the first idea.

1/5

[chronomancer]

eh
wwere
i mean
i am
used to this its nothing neww
if i die i die
you kind a get used to it after a wwhile

[chronomancer]

dyin is the one thing wwere good at sir
dont wworry

[chronomancer]

wwhat they mean is that
wwere good at dyin wwith dignity
honest

[chronomancer]

...except the fuckin imperial drone
fuck imperial drones
holy shit

DONE

[chronomancer]

...there
really wwasnt anythin dignified
about that one
but
i dont think anyone can really make that death dignified

[orphans]

Spare me the details.
Thus, contrary to your initial reaction at the idea of a culling, you are in fact, okay with death. So to speak.
Fascinating, if hardly unexpected.

The fact stands that you wwill do wwell not to get in my wway.