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[chronomancer]

...Fuck.
okay
i thought i wwas done wwith this but apparently im not
just
oh fuck
okay
wwere just
goin to organize ourselvves
as usual
consider this a memo wwhat wwith the lack a an actual memo
maybe itll wwork out better in the long run this wway
wwhatevver
try not
you knoww
wwell you knoww
just remember this is public because i
still
dont knoww howw to lock stuff an
shit
if any a you figured it out
pass it along
you knoww wwhos stuck here in the towwer
so
you knoww wwhat to do
an please
dont be grubfuckin shitstains that evveryone hates
one a us
wwill end up stuck here
dealin wwith the aftermath
so
Dont Screww Up


the
wwell
the rest a you
readin this
im
im really sorry about this



[ooc: Time shenanigans! Eridan has been splitting off into several dozen doomed selves who are now running around the tower getting killed, and will probably descend on this entry en masse. Which is gonna get very confusing, very frustrating, very soon. Have fun?]

Comments

[hystericull]

[IT STILL BOTHERS HIM but he's being told to leave it alone so he's going to leave it alone.]

OkAy...

BuT
OkAy

YoU AiN'T GoNnA AlL DiE, tHoUgH
RiGhT?

[chronomancer]

...i really really hope not

[hystericull]

Me tOo
WeLl yOu jUsT AlL GoTtA StAy yOuRsElF To bE MoThErFuCkInG SaFe-lIkE, rIgHt bRo?
WhErE YoU At? i cAn aLl gEt tO WhErE YoU Be aNd wE CaN GeT A SwEeT ChIlL On!
AnD Do lIkE, sAfE ThInGs :oD

[chronomancer]

i havve to go wwhere i havve to go
its just
i wwouldnt
mind the company
really
but
not wwhen im like this
but i promise
wwell hang out once this is ovver
sounds good?

[hystericull]

UhHhH
OkAy, MoThErFuCkEr! wHaTeVeR'S AlL To bE FeElInG RiGhT WiTh yOu iS WhAt wE CaN AlL GeT At dOiNg lAtEr sOmEtImE, i tHiNk
ThOuGh iF My bRo bE AlL In nOt fEeLiNg wHaT'S ThE FuCkIn gReAtEsT ThEn tHiS MoThErFuCkEr bE ThInKiNg hE ShOuLd gEt hIs iNqUiRe oN As tO If tHeRe mIgHt lIkE, bE SoMeThInG He cAn dO To mAkE ThE OtHeR MoThErFuCkEr fEeL AnY BeTtEr
AnD StUfF

[chronomancer]

...gamzee
gam
youre a good friend
did you knoww that?

[hystericull]

Aw, ThAnKs, BrO :o)
YoU'Re tO Be a pReTtY DoPe mOtHeRfUcKeR, tOo
MaKeS Me kInDa wIsH YoU'D HaVe gOtTeN YoUr eXiSt oN In tHe wOrLd wHaT'S NoT FlIpPy-fLoPpEd aLl aRoUnD AnD ShIt
SuCh iS To bE MeAnInG My mOtHeRfUcKiNg wOrLd

[chronomancer]

oh
i
i dont knoww about that
might havve been fun
but im
usually more trouble than im wworth

[hystericull]

YoU AiN'T NeVeR BeEn aNy sUcH MoThErFuCkInG TrOuBlE To mE, fIsHbRo
AcTuAlLy yOu'rE AlL To bE, lIkE, kInDa tHe oPpOsItE Of tHaT, mAyBe
'cAuSe yOu fUcKiN ArE AlL PuTtInG Up wItH A MoThErFuCkEr aNd sHiT! HaHaHa
Be nIcE To hAvE A BrO LiKe yOu aRoUnD If wE WaS AlL To bEiNg bAcK FuCkInG HoMe
If tHaT'S To bE EvEr a tHiNg tHaT CaN GeT At mOtHeRfUcKiN HaPpEnInG AnYmOrE
AnYwAy wE CoUlD LiKe gEt oUr cHiLl aLl oN AnD I CoUlD ShOw yOu mY HiVe aNd sHiT!

:o)

1/2

[chronomancer]

i dont put up wwith you!
i mean
youre pretty nidf0ys9galgrqasdg

[chronomancer]

im sorry about that
that wwas
messy
he wwould havve lovved to see your hivve, gam
i mean
i think so
because i wwould too
id showw you mine as wwell
if i could

[hystericull]

[Give him a fucking second what the hell just happened.]

UhHhHhHhHhHh
FiShBrO?




...aRe yOu oKaY?

[chronomancer]

im fine
the me
you wwere talkin to
isnt though
im sorry

[hystericull]

[Another pause, not as long as the first.]

WhErE'D He aLl gEt tO?

[Yeah he knows the answer shut up.]

[chronomancer]

hes dead gam
he wwasnt the alpha

[hystericull]

[Stop you're making the clown sad.]

Oh
I'M NoT ToO MuCh aT LiKiNg wHeN OnE Of yOu bRoThErS AlL GeTs hIs dEaTh mOtHeRfUcKiNg oN

DoEsN'T FeEl lIkE, tOo fUcKiN GoOd uP In mY GuTs
aNd sTuFf
HoNk

[chronomancer]

[Sob.]

im sorry
maybe
maybe wwe shouldnt talk again
until this is under control
wwould that help?

[hystericull]

UhHhHh
WhAtEvEr fEeL RiGhT WiTh wHeRe yOu'rE Up iN, yO
AiN'T No mOtHeRfUcKiNg iNtEnTiOn oF MiNe tO GeT YoUr pAn aLl iN A TwIsT MoRe tHaN It aLl iS FuCkIn tO Be rIgHt aT NoW
So, LiKe, WhAt tHe mOtHeRfUcK EvEr yOu aLl bE WaNtInG Me tO FuCk oFf tO Is cHiLl wItH Me, BrOtHeR

[chronomancer]

im Fine
i just
i dont wwant to upset you

[hystericull]

[Arghh why did he even say anything.]

HaHaHa nAw dOn't gEt yOuR WoRrY On iN Me
I Be aLl cHiLl aS WhAt's cAn fUcKiN Be, YeAh?
So, No nEeD To aLl gEtTiNg a hUnK Of mOtHeRfUcKiNg sTrEsS-NoIsE SpAcE AlL LiKe, Up aNd rEsErVeD On tHiS MoThErFuCkEr oR NoThInG
JuSt mAyBe a lItTlE SpOt iN ThE PaN FoR A BrOtHeR In tHe "GeT YoUr fUcKiN VeRbAl sPeWaGe aT If eVeR YoU AlL GoT SoMe sHiT To bE On yOuR MoThErFuCkInG MiNd" SeCtIoN
MaYbE

[chronomancer]

thank you
he
didnt get to finish answwerin you
but you knoww
hes still me an i can still tell you
i dont put up wwith you gam
i think
its probably the other wway around
really
last time wwas fun
except for
the pukin at least

[hystericull]

ReAlLy? yOu dOn't?
WeLl sHiT, tHaT Be tHe bEsT NoIsE To bE AlL GeTtInG In a bRoThEr's sPoNgE ClOtS WhAt's sInCe a wHiLe aGo, ThEn!
NoT ThAt iT AiN'T ChIlL, 'CaUsE PeEpS AlL GoTtA GeT To fEeLiNg wHaT ThEy aLl aRe tO Be fEeLiNg aBoUt a mOtHeRfUcKeR, aNd iF A MoThErFuCkEr dOnE GoInG To iRrItAtE ThE FuCkInG ShIt oUtTa tHeM, tHeN ThAt jUsT Be a bRoThEr oR SiStErS OwN MoThErFuCkInG BuSiNeSs, AnD I AiN'T AlL AbOuT To gO GeTtInG No hArSh oN AlL AbOuT ThAt sHiT
YeAh wE ShOuLd kIcK It aGaIn sOoN ThEn
I DiDn't mUcH MiNd tHe pUkInG, tHoUgH
YoU KiNdA GoT AlL AsLeEp aFtEr iT
AnD I GoT My cUdDlE On aT YoU

[chronomancer]

really
trust me
i irritate myself wway more than you could possibly irritate me
so its okay
chill evven
so dont wworry about it






yeah i
dont think
i handle sopor wwell
maybe next time
wwe can hang out wwithout it
if
thats a thing wwe can do
please

[Yeah we. Are not talking about cuddling. At all. Never.]

[hystericull]

If iT'S AlL FuCkIn cHiLl aT YoUr eNd tHeN It bE DeFiNiTeLy aLl kInDs oF OkAy wItH ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeR, yO
AiN'T MuCh tO GeT My wOrRy aLl oN At nOtHiNg iF YoU AlL Go aNd sAy i sHoUlDn't aLl bE HaViNg tO! :o)

Oh, UhHhH
ShIt, BrOtHeR, 'CoUrSe wE AiN'T GoTtA Do tHe nOiSe tHaT WaY If tHaT AlL DoN'T MaKe yOu tHe mOsT CoMfOrTaBlE LiTtLe fIsHy wHaT'S EvEr wAs tO Be hAvInG A WiCkEd tImE
A BrOtHeR AiN'T GoNnA MaKe nO MoThErFuCkEr dO SoMeThInG He aIn't aLl wAnTiNg tO
ShIt's nOt fUcKiNg cOoL
So wE Be dOiNg wHaTeVeR ThE WiCkEd wInD TeLlS In uS To bE DoInG NeXt tImE
ThE WiCkEd wInD BeInG YoU, aLl mEtApHoRiCaLlY MoThErFuCkInG SpEaKiNg

[chronomancer]

heh
i wwould like that
hangin out wwith you again i mean
an if its chill wwith you an chill wwith me
i guess
this means wwe ought to make it happen
right?