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[chronomancer]

...Fuck.
okay
i thought i wwas done wwith this but apparently im not
just
oh fuck
okay
wwere just
goin to organize ourselvves
as usual
consider this a memo wwhat wwith the lack a an actual memo
maybe itll wwork out better in the long run this wway
wwhatevver
try not
you knoww
wwell you knoww
just remember this is public because i
still
dont knoww howw to lock stuff an
shit
if any a you figured it out
pass it along
you knoww wwhos stuck here in the towwer
so
you knoww wwhat to do
an please
dont be grubfuckin shitstains that evveryone hates
one a us
wwill end up stuck here
dealin wwith the aftermath
so
Dont Screww Up


the
wwell
the rest a you
readin this
im
im really sorry about this



[ooc: Time shenanigans! Eridan has been splitting off into several dozen doomed selves who are now running around the tower getting killed, and will probably descend on this entry en masse. Which is gonna get very confusing, very frustrating, very soon. Have fun?]

Comments

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

I Have Yet To Encounter This Second Eridan.
Perhaps It Would Be Similar To The Multiple Iterations Of Kanaya I Have Encountered, One Like My Signless And The Other Sharing Our Own Caste.
I Believe You Had Mentioned That First One Before, Actually.

[PRIVATE] it only took him THIS FUCKING LONG to figure it out

[chronomancer]

...



youre kans ancestor
arent you
the jadeblood one
at least

[PRIVATE] well she hasn't even yet so that puts him ahead!

[mamadonna]

She Had Asked The Same Question Of Me, In Fact, But I Don't Properly Know.
Though I Have My Own Reasons To Find It Highly Unlikely That I Could Be Her Ancestor, Or Really Anyone's!

[PRIVATE] ah, the joys of ectobiology

[chronomancer]

wwell
if you are
you wwould be by
unconvventional methods

[PRIVATE] no one even understands what the deal with it is except mom lalonde

[mamadonna]

I Should Think It Would Have To Be.
But I Must Ask What Inspires You To Think Such A Thing?

[PRIVATE] and suddenly, her alcoholism is explained

[chronomancer]

i dont
really understand it vvery wwell myself
you should probably ask kan
shes the one wwho has first hand experience wwith it

[PRIVATE] nah she just likes to get her drank on while she does science

[mamadonna]

The One Who Is Our Castemate?

[PRIVATE] point! she's all about multitasking

[chronomancer]

no
my kan
the
ah
the red one

[PRIVATE] i mean who wants to just sit around and do nothing while drunk

[mamadonna]

So, How Is The Red One Yours In A Way That The Other Is Not?
Are The Two Of You Entwined In Some Quadrant-Related Configuration?

[PRIVATE] ...true, true. i forgot what i was gonna say, watching eridan splutter

[chronomancer]

wwhat
no
No!
i mean
shes
that is
from the same wworld i am
shes
just a good friend
thats all
no quadrant business or anythin
no

[PRIVATE] that's okay it's too late to be clever

[mamadonna]

Well Of Course She Is, What Other World Would She Originate From?
Are We Not All Alternian?

[PRIVATE] point taken! /now's too early, lmao

[chronomancer]

uh
sorta
wwere not
all from the same vversion a alternia though

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

You Don't Mean To Insinuate That Alternia Has Multiple Iterations In The Same Manner, Do You?

[PRIVATE]

[chronomancer]

im
pretty sure i just did?

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

Aradia Explained Some Of This To Me, About The Alpha Timeline And Its Required Maintenance.
Is It Similar To That?
If Both You And She Have Your Alphas To Maintain, And The Kanaya Possessing A Redder Hue Is From Your Path, Would This Mean I Originate From An Offshoot Of That?

[PRIVATE]

[chronomancer]

i think
in this case
that it falls more into the realm a parallel universes
i dont think
offshoot timelines account for blood colors changin so radically

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

I Suppose Not.
I'm Not Exactly An Expert On The Matter, Of Course.

[PRIVATE]

[chronomancer]

im more or less informed
about time shenanigans
though im pretty
incompentent
at time managin
i dont knoww wwhat aspect a the game might givve insight into this
though

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

Eridan, Was That An Attempt At A Rhyme?

[PRIVATE]

[chronomancer]

...no
fuck
im sorry

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

I See No Reason To Be.
I Found It Rather Amusing!

[PRIVATE]

[chronomancer]

can wwe
pretend it didnt happen though
please

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

Would Rhyming Be Such A Terrible Thing For You To Accomplish?

[PRIVATE]

[chronomancer]

wwell not exactly
but rhymin is like puns
a slippery slope

[PRIVATE]

[mamadonna]

Oh, And Mother Grub Forbid You Do Anything Deliberately Endearing!