guiltapalooza: (☆ oh is that what that does)
Willow Rosenberg ([personal profile] guiltapalooza) wrote in [community profile] animus_network 2012-01-03 11:51 pm (UTC)

[lockeeeed]

[Oh gosh that's a lot of caps. Okay, she's ready, she can justify herself.] My name is Willow, and geez, if you don't want pleasant dreams you can just say so. I'm not going to Mission Impossible into your room and sneak a sleep satchel under your pillow. I just thought I'd offer. Magic is usually pretty nondiscriminatory across races (at least my magic) so I don't see why it wouldn't work.

As for the species thing, look, it's not that big a deal for me. Okay, it's weird and frankly sometimes a little freaky, but honestly the whole "wow, I guess I'm still attracted to men" thing is way freakier. Some of my best friends have dated other species and been very happy with them, so you better leave off the judging, buster, cause no one judges my friends and gets out of a stern lecture on it.

My point is, you guys are so not the weirdest or least human thing I have ever had a polite conversation with, and I managed that just fine. I should be able to do this, too, if I want.

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