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[mutab1e]

[Stop the presses, it's a video post today. Maybe Equius really doesn't want to bother, because it's a very short message, and he looks like he's pretty tired out from... something or another.]

If anyone sees a tyrian-blood troll named Nepeta Leijon, please tell me. Immediately.

[His expression is unusually severe.]

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[hystericull]

Oh sHiT Oh sHiT
FuCkIn dOpE As aLl wHaT'S To mOtHeRfUcKiNg bE, eQbRo
YoU FlOpPeD AlL FrOm tHe sAmE BiTcHiN PlAcE ThEm oThEr bRoS AnD SiS Be?
I GoT AlL To bE ShOoTiNg tHe wIcKeD HaRsHeSt oF NoIsE WiTh a fIsHy kItTyCaT AnD A NoT-So-mOtHeRfUcKiNg-fIsHy fIsHbRo
YoU KnOw tHeM, mOtHeRfUcKeR?

[Yeah, evidently he didn't read the first post. Sorry, Equius.]

[mutab1e]

[He doesn't know the not-so-fishy fishbro -- or at least, he doesn't think he does (newsflash, it's Eridan) -- but he DOES know the fishy kittycat, and in fact that is exactly who he is talking about.]

-(+he ca+ gir1)
-(+he Empress)
-(Where is she)

[hystericull]

ShIt fUcKiN YeAh tHaT'S WhAt sHe aLl bE SaYiNg sHe's tO Be!
UhHhH I DuNnO ShE DiDn't wAnT To gEt hEr fUcKiN TrEk oN To cHiLl iN My pIlE
AsKeD AnD PlEaDeD AlL LiKe a nIcE MoThErFuCkEr, ToO
EvEn sLaMmEd a lItTlE FoR HeR
ToUgH KiTtY CaT To cRaCk, ShE'S AlL To fUcKiN Be, HaHaHa!
HeY YoU GuYs sPiTtInG MoThErFuCkInG DiAmOnDs wHeRe yOu cOmE FrOm tOo?

[WOW RUDE GAMZEE way to be invasive and potentially awkward!?]

[mutab1e]

[He's just going to answer the parts he understands.]

-(Yes)(we are moirai1s)
-(If you don+ mind)
-(Cou1d you +e11 me wha+ her b1ood co1or is)
-(Where you are from)

[He's actually been wondering this for a while. Seems like kind of an inappropriate time to ask, but...]

[hystericull]

UhHhHhH My kItTy?
ShE'S AlL To bE A NiCe mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHaDe oF SoPoR, hAhAhAhA
OkAy mAyBe nOt tHaT FuCkIn lImEy
BuT LiKe, ShE'S AlL BeInG FuCkIn gReEn aS A LiTtLe gReEn pUrRbEaSt cAn bE!
HuNtS AnD DoEs tHe pReTeNdY ShIt lIkE I AlL WaS To bE SaYiNg bEfOrE
GoT A WeIrD ThInG WiTh dOiNg sHiT WiTh qUaDrAnTs aNd sTuFf tOo bUt i gOt nO FuCkInG ClUe wHaT ThAt sHiT'S AlL EnTaIlInG To aLl bE MoThErFuCkInG HoNeSt
ShE'S PrEtTy dOpE, tHoUgH

WhY YoU AlL AsK?

[mutab1e]

-(Ou+ of curiosi+y mos+1y)
-(Sorry)

[hystericull]

It's aLl gOoD, yO
No nEeDiNg fOr a bRoThEr tO Be uP AnD AlL GeTtInG HiS WiCkEd aPoLoGy oN FoR NoThInG
InQuIrInG PaNs bE AlL WaNtInG To mOtHeRfUcKiNg kNoW ThE CrAzY BuSiNeSs aBoUt tHeIr qUaSi-fLiPpY-FlOpPy pAlEs oNcE In a mOtHeRfUcKiN WhIlE
I AlL GoT My uNdErStAnD On iN ThAt sHiT
So uH
WhY YoU AlL Be tO SeArChIn tHe fIsHkItTy oUt?

[mutab1e]

-(We11)
-(+he 1as+ +ime I saw her)(she was)
-(no+ in +he bes+ mood)
-(and was s+ar+ing +o insis+ +ha+ she wou1d find +he owners of +his p1ace and ki11 them)
-(She has been si1en+ since +hen)
-(and Im s+ar+ing +o ge+ worried)

[Please don't cull him, please don't cull him, please don't cull him...]

[hystericull]

Oh, WeLl mOtHeRfUcK, bRoThEr
SoRrY I AiN'T SeEn hEr sInCe wHeN ThAt's aLl wAs tO Be hApPeNiNg
BuT, lIkE
If i aLl gOt tHiS WiCkEd tOwEr nOiSe lOcKeD AlL DoWn aT ThE RiGhT WaY
If sHe aLl wEnT AnD Up tO GeTtInG HeR FiShKiTtY SeLf mOtHeRfUcKiNg cUlLeD
WoN'T It bE AlL LiKe, ThAt sHe'd bE JuSt aLl tAkInG A LiTtLe cAtNaP In hEr rOoM A LiTtLe lAtEr?
ShE Be fInE If aLl sOmEtHiNg wAs gEtTiNg aT To hApPeN To hEr aNyWaY
RiGhT? :o?