VIDEO // 01

[chariotprince]

[ She clicks on the camera and then waves! She looks pretty cheerful to be in this sort of situation ]

Hi, everyone! My name is Chie Satonaka and I just arrived here about a few days ago, I haven't met my roommate yet - but it says here that her name is Luca.


I just have a quick question, does the cafetiere have any sort of red meat? Specifically steak?

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[Video.]

[hystericull]

[Video probably wasn't the best option to greet a new human with, but when had any of Gamzee's ideas been good ones? The feed switches on, presenting a gaunt, atrocity of an alien with clown makeup, gray skin, and candy-corn-colored goat horns. He was just... staring at the screen. Staring and staring for what seemed like forever because he'd probably forgotten he had intended to respond to this girl. His yellow eyes drifted in opposite directions quite grotesquely, until he finally snapped out of it and shook his head. His mouth dropped open in blank thought, revealing a wide set of sharp fangs as he spoke.]

Uhh... don't all know shit about that, but you all gotta to be getting the oaty dudes in a pinky's nutrition sack before you like, go all to get your consider on about what's downing any other motherfucking shit. Trust a brother on that one, yo.

[Video.]

[chariotprince]

[ She just sort of stares at him, wow. He was certainly a sight to look at, but Chie wasn't about to be rude. ]

Ah, yeah... someone warned me about the oatmeal already.

[blinkblink ]

Err... whats your name?

(ooc: OMG GAMZEEE.... I read a bit of homestuck a long time ago, was in the fandom but fell out of it. Gamezee was one of my favorite characters♥ )

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[He smiled disconcertingly, staying silent long enough to be considered awkward. He was getting used to seeing a lot of humans around, but it was still unusual to him. He seemed to register what she had said after about a minute, lifting his hand up in an introductory wave and waggling his yellow talons at her.]

I'm Gamzee, motherfucker. Who you all to be being, little pink sister?

(OOC: GHRHGSJFHG CHIE IS LIKE MY MOST FAVORITE SMT CHARACTER EVER??? <333 Sobs happily.)

[Video.]

[chariotprince]

[ There was a lot of awkward silence, and a lot of cussing from Gamzee.

She smiled a bit when he said his name ]

Gamzee? It's nice to meet you! Uhm, my name is Chie.

( OOC: ♥♥ do you use aim/plurk? )

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[He laughed happily as they made their introductions, and he'd probably forget her name again just as he had when first listening to her inquiry.]

Chie. Hahaha, good to get the introductory noise all kicking its shit around this mystical Tower, for fuckin' sure! Honk!

[Don't mind the honks. Please, just don't even ask. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble.]

You like, all just up and pop in to this party, then? If I'm to be all at motherfucking guessing the shit the right way, based on, like, your inquiries or the shit such was to be from before.

(OOC: Yes! I'm not on AIM reliably, but my Plurk is colorspark - go ahead and hit me up! <3)

[Video.]

[chariotprince]

[ H-Honk? Maybe it was because he was possibly dressed like a demented clown... ]

Well, I just woke up here in from in my bedroom...

[ Sigh ]

There's still a lot about this place I don't know, like why were all here and how we arrived.

For all I know, this could just be a really horrible dream.

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[He made a face, but he really was sympathetic. He'd only woken up not too long ago, himself.]

Hahaha, that's all what this motherfucker was to be all getting at what's before, too. Be one bigass dope magical dreamland we's all gonna wake the fuck up on from real soon. 'Cept we weren't all yellow and shit.

[Minor detail, one Chie wouldn't get, anyway.]

But, uh... that was like, a month ago...

[Video.]

[chariotprince]

Y-yellow?

[ She sighs ]

I guess it'd be sort of selfish to even think of this as a dream, there's actual people here suffering through the same thing we are!

[Video.]

[hystericull]

Uhh, yeah, like, in them fancy-ass gold motherfuckin' duds you's all to be motherfuckin' getting your wear on of when you all get a wicked nap going, yeah?

[A pause.]

Er, uhh... maybe you be the other one. Maybe you all was a pinky-purple one?

[Video.]

[chariotprince]

How come you associate me with pink so much, Gamzee?

[ Was this the second time he called her pink? ]

[Video.]

[hystericull]

[He blinked. Um. Uhh. Processing.]

...'Cause you all is to be motherfuckin' pink, yo! Look at you!

[This gets a honk-laugh, as he points to Chie on the monitor.]