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okay soooooo
oh if anyone does not know
i am echidna! just btw
so back home we have these kind of games we play called tabeltop games!
which are basically roleplaying and strategy games that you play using a guide book, and you make up your own character to play as and you play through a story
one person is called the game master (or dungeon master since one of the most popular modules is called dungeons and dragons) and they design an adventure for the other players to act out through narration. the game master controls the enemies and the non-player characters that you can meet and talk to on the adventure, and combat is based on rolling dice and each character's individual stats.
it is really fun! :D
my friend ammy and i played a lot with our friends back at home
so we were wondering if anyone here wanted to play a campaign with us!
we are going to play with one of our dm's really old homebrew modules called problem sleuth
its reeeaaaaally old
and about detectives!
i mean seriously the pictures are in black and white and everything O_O
except the candy is colored for some reason :?
idk
but it looks really cool and we have been wanting to try it out!
but dick was all like nooooooo were playing sburb you babies
weh
if you do not know anything about tabletop stuff that is ok!
and me and ammy can teach anybody that wants to learn! :)
and i think this module is basically like easy mode stuff
at least there is not much math
but if there is ammy will probably do it for you :V !
so yeah you guys should try it. itll be reeeaaaally cool!!! <3

p.s. does anybody have a baseball cap i can borrow???
and/or a potato

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well if you do not have it NOW how do you expect to get it?
and/or stage this attempt at vandalism and destruction? :|
you can make fun of how dumb i sound but i dont see you coming up with any solutions!

hm i guess so :O
i have a friend whose even MORE picky than me but the generic brand still tastes gross :9

Because you're obviously someone who I'd be sharing this kind of shit with. Honestly I don't know why I haven't spilled all the intimate details of my life to you yet - you're just such a trustworthy and intelligent stranger! It must be something genetically wrong with me.

Try a couple years with nothing but shitty empty calories available to you and the generic brand is suddenly the food of the gods. That's all I'm going to say on the subject.

if you dont think im sooooo trustworthy
why are you bringing this stuff up to me in the first place :?
unless i suddenly became the hero of a jrpg while i was sleeping???

at the least i am sure generic brand would be better than some of the stuff they offer here sometimes!!

You're certainly talking with about the same low intelligence of one of those zipper-wearing idiots, so who knows? But I'm just making some damn conversation that isn't me ripping into you. Maybe it'll even prompt you to do something a little more useful than rolling for damage against the orc horde, but I think that's hoping for too much.

Did you really expect something edible out of the fucking slave tower?

OH NOOOOO
forgive me oh super smart and amazing superior person!!!
i didnt know i wasnt supposed to have fun here or try and cheer people up :(
i mean a lot of people have tried to get out of here and no one has figured anything out!
but you're right, that's no excuse for being an idle chum who is trying to make the best of a bad situation

and im SO SORRY that my lowly intelligence has forced you to act like such a catty jerk for trying to make conversation and inviting you to something that i think might be fun that you are not even forced to participate in at all and could just as easily ignore!!
i know you are really smart because its not like you started this conversation by making fun of me and being a bitch so it must have been all my fault O:
i am sorry

i will instead let you continue your miserable quest to alienate people trying to think positive in the tower so that you can remind us all just how horrible our situation is
PLEASE CONTINUE DON'T MIND ME

Sorry, was there anything useful? I couldn't make out the actual words over the screeching hisses of a prissy little bitch throwing a temper tantrum because somebody in the real world wasn't kind and loving towards her.

sorry were you trying to be interesting
i couldnt hear you over the sound of an insufferable little twat acting like she's hot shit
oh wait thats what you were doing :O
carry on

You really think this is me being insufferable? Your tolerance level must be even lower than I thought, god damn. How the hell do you get through a day without bursting into tears?

pretty easily actually :O
i guess it kind of helps i dont try to be a prick!
haters gonna hate and all that

Good thing you don't try that; I think it'd clash with that whole airheaded twit thing you've got going on already. Trying to multitask like that might be too much for your poor fragile head.

rather be an airheaded twist than have a head filled with rocks
try not to go swimming 'k!

Don't worry, I'll leave all the idiotic ideas to you. Wouldn't want to muscle in on the one place you're actually competent.

you say idiotic, i say eccentric genius

I have seen literally no proof that you are even close to falling under that definition. But whatever makes it easier for you to gaze off into the abyss while the grown-ups do important things, I guess.

oh yeah because you sound like a reeeaaal grown up
this is also literally the first time we've talked to each other so :?

So you fucked up your one chance at making a good first impression. Nice job.

i missed the part where i cared!

Right, I forgot. Your social skills are so shitty that you've given up on ever going through the motions without a massive fuckup. My bad.

i know a hostile NPC when i see one, kthx

And I'd congratulate you on that if being unable to look at the real world without throwing a fucking rpg filter on top of it wasn't pathetic as shit.

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