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[lightfromdark]

There's no shortage of surprises here, is there?

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[lightfromdark]

That's fine. You're allowed to have dreams before reality crushes them under its heel. That's how you learn.

Oh?
What ever gave you that wild idea?

[restitchtime]

The only shit I learn from being jerked around by paradox space is that fucking it up is a really great idea. Not exactly productive job material.

I had a flash of intuition when looking at the dregs of my coffee this morning.

[lightfromdark]

I can only imagine.

I thought it was tea leaves that were suppose to provide one with intuitional foresight.

[restitchtime]

I'd bet you can.

Tea leaves are for washed out hippies trying to fund their drug habit by fleecing tourists. Coffee drops the mystic bullshit and tells it to you straight.

[lightfromdark]

I will have to keep this in mind for the future should my tea leaves fail me. The advice is so very much appreciated.

[restitchtime]

Yeah, I'm sure you'll have it tattooed across your face at the next opportunity so you can always keep it close. Try not to overdo the gratitude, though, somebody might get jealous.

[lightfromdark]

Jealous, huh? Should I take a completely wild guess as to who that might be?

[restitchtime]

If you want to waste a perfectly good guess on something as stupid as that, sure. I'm not going to sit around and tell you how to spend them.