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[pushedaround]

yEAH, uH, hELLO,
i'M TAVROS, aND I GUESS i'M NEW HERE AND ALL,
i'M NOT SURE WHY i'M HERE, bUT i'M NOT REALLY SURPRISED ABOUT OUR WORLD BEING DESTROYED THING,
oK, i'M NOT SURPRISED THAT I WOKE UP HERE, eITHER,
cONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
uH,
aNYWAY, i GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME,

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[beknightedheroine]

Dunno if it'll be nice once you hear it, though~!

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[complementing]

...you're not surprised to hear that your world is destroyed?

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[chronomancer]

huh
i guess its not that surprisin wwhen you put it into perspectivve
wwhat do you wwant to knoww?

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[pushedaround]

oH,
wELL, uH,
i'M SURE i CAN HANDLE IT,

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[pushedaround]

yEAH,
i WAS PLAYING THIS GAME THAT SORTA ENDED MY UNIVERSE,
sO,,

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[pushedaround]

wOAH,
uH, hI,
wELL, i'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS TOWER,
iS THERE ANYTHING WE NEED TO BE DOING IN HERE OR, i DON'T KNOW,
gUESS i'M A LITTLE CONFUSED,

[chronomancer]

hi
as for things to do
not really
not dyin seems to be the popular option
but it aint easy most a the time
you knoww
wwhat wwith the monsters an stuff
oh yeah
theres
a fuckload a monsters roamin around at night
you should probably avvoid those

[pushedaround]

wELL, iT'S A GOOD THING YOU WARNED ME,
i WOULD HAVE PROBABLY TRIED TO GET CLOSER TO THEM, iNSTEAD,
bUT, i'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, bRO,
aND THE NOT DYING PART, tOO
bUT, aREN'T WE DEAD ALREADY?

[chronomancer]

im
still tryin to figure that one
actually
because wwere vvery much alivve here
in so far as wwe can then get vvery much killed
but
yeah
its wweird

[fracta_anima]

It's kind of sad that it's refreshing to hear someone is not surprised about the world being destroyed.

[guiltapalooza]

Hi! Have you already had things explained to you? I can try to fill in the gaps, if you want. My name's Willow; I've been here for a while. Kind of a long while.

You're another troll, right?

[hystericull]

FuCk yEaHhHhH, bRo!
I WaS GeTtInG My mOtHeRfUcKiNg wOnDeR AlL On aS To wHeN YoU WaS GoInG To aLl lIkE, bE ShOwInG YoUr dOpE AsS MoThErFuCkInG FaCe uP AnD ArOuNd tHe mAgIcAl tOwErLaNd aGaIn

WhErE'D YoU AlL Up aNd gEt yOuR BaD SeLf tO, yO?
HaVeN'T AlL GoT ThE LoOkStUbS On a mOtHeRfUcKeR In a sTrAiGhT Up wHiLe fOr fUcKiN SuRe! :o)

[pushedaround]

oH,
iS THAT A BAD THING?

[pushedaround]

nOT REALLY,
i'VE BEEN TOLD TO AVOID GETTING KILLED AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT,
sO, uHHHH,
iF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT, i'LL APPRECIATE IT,
}:)

yEAH, aNOTHER TROLL,

[pushedaround]

hEY, gAMZEE
}:)
iT'S REAL GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN,
i'M, uH, nOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU MEAN, bRO,
tHIS PLACE iS PRETTY NEW TO ME,
bUT IT'S NOT SO BAD, i GUESS,
eVEN THOUGH i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON,
,,
wHO ELSE IS HERE?

[pushedaround]

aLL KIND OF WEIRD, bRO,
,,
uM,
i'M SORRY, i NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING,
i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, sO PLEASE DON'T GET MAD OR ANYTHING,
yOU'RE ERIDAN, rIGHT?

[chronomancer]

...yeah
lemme guess
eri
wwhy arent you being a complete douchenuzzle
an
eri
wwhy are you typin in jade a all colors
right?

[pushedaround]

uHHHH,
i WOULDN'T CALL YOU A DOUCHENUZZLE,

}:(
bUT YEAH, wHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

[chronomancer]

its okay
from wwhat ivve been told he kind a really is a douchenuzzle
but
not really my problem though
an hes not here either so
yeah

long an short a it is that im a jadeblooded vversion a him
alternate univverse
timeline
thing
not really sure yet
an i like to think i aint a douchenuzzle but
i havve my moments?
so

hi.

[He even switched to video for a second there. Because yeah, sounds like a prank, doesn't it. Chin resting on one hand, sunglasses gleaming, he smirked wryly and raised a hand in a subdued salute. You will notice he is most definitely Not a seadweller.]

[guiltapalooza]

Not getting killed is important, but yeah, you might want some more details than that. We've all been kidnapped, like you, and brought here to the tower, which is kind of like a place that exists outside of time and space. We're all from different versions of reality, and different times within those versions. (If that makes any sense to you at all.) The tower administrators said that they brought us here because our worlds were destroyed, but I think that's all a load of hooey and I pretty much don't trust a single word out of their keyboards.

Also, it really is dangerous around here, even the floors that look innocent, so try to be careful. There's a couple other minor things but I think that's the major stuff.

Nice to meet you! I'm a human, there's a lot of us.

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[complementing]

Oh. I'm sorry...

[pushedaround]

[ It's a good thing you switched to video post, because Tavros was almost certain he was being trolled here. I mean- he fell for way too many tricks in the past, so he'd like to believe he's smarter now.

And he's ... kinda starting. Takes a while before he replies. ]

wOW,
hI,
}:)
i BELIEVE YOU NOW,
tHIS iS, kINDA AMAZING,
aND YOU'RE SO MUCH NICER THAN OUR ERIDAN,

[chronomancer]

[He turns back to text, but not before you get a wry, wry grin for your efforts.]

i get that Often
Depressinly so
but yeah
im not the only one
my moirail an some other
friends
from my own world are here too
so dont be surprised if you run into them

[pushedaround]

oH, i WON'T,
iN FACT, i'M SURE i'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO MEET THEM,
sO, i HOPE i DO RUN INTO THEM,

[chronomancer]

cool
kan and fef are really nice

[Sort of.]

kar is a little
Cranky
but
mostly alright

[oh hey, another douchebag cerulean to add to your collection, Tav!]

eq is alright too
just
dont get him started on the hemospectrum
or he wwont shut up
but if he does then just
tune him out
he shuts up evventually
actually that wworks for davvid too
just
tune him out
an youll be okay