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[pushedaround]

yEAH, uH, hELLO,
i'M TAVROS, aND I GUESS i'M NEW HERE AND ALL,
i'M NOT SURE WHY i'M HERE, bUT i'M NOT REALLY SURPRISED ABOUT OUR WORLD BEING DESTROYED THING,
oK, i'M NOT SURPRISED THAT I WOKE UP HERE, eITHER,
cONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
uH,
aNYWAY, i GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME,

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[hystericull]

FuCk yEaHhHhH, bRo!
I WaS GeTtInG My mOtHeRfUcKiNg wOnDeR AlL On aS To wHeN YoU WaS GoInG To aLl lIkE, bE ShOwInG YoUr dOpE AsS MoThErFuCkInG FaCe uP AnD ArOuNd tHe mAgIcAl tOwErLaNd aGaIn

WhErE'D YoU AlL Up aNd gEt yOuR BaD SeLf tO, yO?
HaVeN'T AlL GoT ThE LoOkStUbS On a mOtHeRfUcKeR In a sTrAiGhT Up wHiLe fOr fUcKiN SuRe! :o)

[pushedaround]

hEY, gAMZEE
}:)
iT'S REAL GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN,
i'M, uH, nOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU MEAN, bRO,
tHIS PLACE iS PRETTY NEW TO ME,
bUT IT'S NOT SO BAD, i GUESS,
eVEN THOUGH i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON,
,,
wHO ELSE IS HERE?

[hystericull]

Oh uHhHhH
YoU AlL GoNe aNd sPaCeD ThE FuCk oUt oN Me, BrO?
HaHaHaHa
A BrOtHeR WaS JuSt gEtTiNg mY MoThErFuCkInG SiGhTs oN In yOu wHaT'S NoT ToO FuCkIn lOnG AgO
ThEn yOu aLl wEnT AnD WeRe tO Be lIkE, aLl mOtHeRfUcKiNg nOt hErE AnD ShIt!
BuT It's cOoL It's cOoL
I CaN AlL Be oF GeTtInG My fUcKiN AsSiSt oN At mY DoPeSt oF MoThErFuCkErS
Be a lOt oF CrAzY DuDeS AnD BiTcHeS Up iN HeRe, Yo
BuT Uh
SoMe oF OuR PeEpS Be aLl aT FuCkIn hErE ToO
KaRkAt wAs hErE BuT I AiN'T AlL Be gEtTiN My mOtHeRfUcKiNg hEaR On oF HiM NeItHeR
TeReZi sOlLuX AnD VrIsKa tOo
PlUs lIkE, tHeM PiNkY DuDeS I ThInK Us mOtHeRfUcKeRs gOt aT KiCkIn tHe sHiT WiTh wHaT'S BeFoRe aLl gEtTiNg uP In tHiS MiRaCuLoUs mOtHeRfUcKeR
TeXtUaLlY SpEaKiNg i'm tO FuCkIn bE MeAnInG
UhHhHhH
AnD LiKe a bUnCh oF OtHeR DuDeS ThAt bE FlIpPy fLoPpY CoLoRs oF Us
DoPe aSs mOtHeRfUcKiNg sHiT ThEm bUnCh oF BiTcHeS ArE, fOr fUcKiN ReAl, Yo! :oD

[pushedaround]

oH,
i'M SORRY,
i DIDN'T MEAN TO SPACE OUT ON YOU OR ANYTHING,
sO, uHHHH, i STILL DON'T REMMBER THIS PLACE, aND I'M KINDA SORTA SURE THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE,
bUT, iF YOU SAY OTHERWISE, tHEN i BELIEVE YOU,
i BELIEVE YOU, bRO
sO, uH,
i'M SORRY, iT'S NOT COOL TO WALK OUT ON A BROTHER AND LEAVE HIM HANGING,
}:(

[hystericull]

AiN'T No mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHiNg, My mOsT MyStIcAl oF MoThErFuCkErS! :o)
AiN'T LiKe tHiS BrOtHeR NeVeR AlL Up aNd gOt hIs zOnK OuT On aBoUt oNe tHiNg oR A FuCkIn nOtHeR
MaYbE ThE CrAzY ToWeRlAnD GoT ThE IlLeSt oF MoThErFuCkInG MeMoRyMiRtHs sNeAkInG ThE FuCk aRoUnD In yOuR PaN, yO!
LiKeS To aLl dO ThE ShIt tHaT WaY SoMeTiMeS
BuT ThAt's aLl cHiLl 'CaUsE LiKe
I CoUlD AlL Be gIvInG YoU ThE FuCkIn .05 bOoNdOlLaR ToUr iF YoU AiN'T To bE GeTtIn yOuR ReMeMbEr aLl oN SoOn
Be aLl tHe dOpEsT Of mOtHeRfUcKiNg iRoNiEs tOo
'cAuSe yOu wErE AlL To dO ThE SaMe sHiT LiKe tHaT FoR Me wHeN I WaS ThE OnE GeTtIn mY WaKe uP On iN HeRe a wHiLe aGo

[pushedaround]

wELL, tHAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO, hELP A BROTHER OUT AND GIVE, tOURS,
i'D LIKE TO BELIEVE I HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF DIRECTION, sO i HOPE THAT TOUR WORKED OUT FOR YOU PERFECTLY,
AND YOU HAD SOME FUN, bRO, hEH,
sINCE YOU'RE OFFERING, yES, a TOUR IS VERY MUCH NEEDED IF i CAN'T REGAIN MY MEMORY,
i'VE BEEN TOLD OF THE DANGERS OF THIS TOWER, aND THAT I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO APPROACH BEASTS, wHICH IS KINDA DISAPPOINTING,
sO i DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE i NEED TO AVOID,

[hystericull]

FuCk yEaH I AlL DiD, mOtHeRfUcKeR!
YoU WaS A BiTcHiN GuIdE AnD AlL ThE ShIt lIkE ThAt's iS
AlL YoU GoTtA FuCkIn kNoW BoUt tHiS BiTcH Is oNe mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHiNg
ThAt iT Be a cRaZy, FlIpPeD OuT, nAsTy-tItTiEd pArTyLaNd
BrOs aNd bItChEs wHo aIn't dOwN To gEt tHeIr fUcKiN ChIlLs oN Be mIsSiNg tHe mOtHeRfUcK OuT On tHe mIrAcLeS Up iN HeRe, FoR FuCkIn rEaL
ThEy bE MoThErFuCkInG EvErYwHeRe iF YoU AlL GoT ThE SlImIeSt oF MoThErFuCkInG SpEcTaClEs
WhIcH Be wHy tHe sEcOnD OfFiCiAl mOtHeRfUcKiNg tOwErToUr sHoUlD AlL Be gEtTiNg iTs wIcKeD UnDeRwAy oN SoMeTiMe wHaT'S MoThErFuCkInG SoOn
AnD ThIs mAgNaNiMoUs mOtHeRfUcKeR WoN'T EvEn cOlLeCt nO ChArGe oN YoU FoR It
MoThErFuCkInG InSiDeR BrO DiScOuNt, Yo :o)

[pushedaround]

oH, wOW,
i REALLY HOPE i DIDN'T CHARGE YOU FOR MY TOUR, bECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY UNCOOL OF ME, sO i APOLOGIZE IF i DID,
,,
bUT, tHANKS FOR THE DISCOUNT, i GUESS,
i FEEL ALL KIND OF SPECIAL, GAMZEE BRO,
}:O)
i'M UP FOR AN ADVENTURE,

[hystericull]

[Dokidokidoki.]

FuUuUcK!
YoU KnOw tHe sHiT GeTs sTrAiGhT AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg rEaL WhEn a bRoThEr gEtS ThE NoSe aLl sTuCk oN ThEm fAcEs oF HiS
So sHiT FuCkIn yEaH, bRo, LeTs aLl gEt oUr mOtHeRfUcKiN HoP On tO ThAt aDvEnTuRe nOiSe!
WhErE YoU AlL Up aNd tO FuCkInG Be gEtTiNg dOwN WiTh yOuR WiCkEd lOcAtIoN, My mOsT MiRaCuLoUs oF MoThErFuCkErS?

[pushedaround]

hAHA,
oH, yES, tOTALLY,
,
uM, i'M NOT REALLY SURE, bUT i GUESS I'M ON THE, tHIRD FLOOR,,
yEAH,

[hystericull]

yEaH!
fUcKiN SwEeT NoIsE, mOtHeRfUcKeR!
bE AlL Up iN A MoThErFuCkEr's lOoKsTuBs iN TwO FuCkIn sHaKeS
HoNk hOnK HoNk!


[Hang on, Tavros, it's going to take him FOREVER to find you. He probably got lost somewhere. Uhhh...]

[pushedaround]

oKAY, bRO!
}:)

[ That's okay, Gamzee! Tavros distracts himself with a game of cards. The epic FIDUSPAWN. So, he'll just ... settle outside his room and play with his cards as he waits. ]

[hystericull]

[Tavros might have to go through a few games of Fiduspawn before this stupid gangly troll finally finds his way to the correct floor. He was trying, honest! There was no way he'd dawdle when it came to finding his best bro.

Eventually, however, Gamzee spots the bull horns from across the hall, eliciting a honk of accomplishment and causing him to make a beeline towards Tavros.]

Finally up and fuckin' found you, motherfucker!

[pushedaround]

[ He has faith in you, bro. So he waited, and it paid off. It's not like he had anything better to do, so he's not complaining.

The honk startled him, but he's quick to break into a smile and shuffle up to his feet clumsily. Whoops, he'll have to pick up his scattered cards later, but first- he'll walk up to Gamzee and give him a good o'l bro hug. ]

Hey, Gamzee!

[hystericull]

[It had been wayyyy too long since he'd seen Tavros. Boy up and left without saying goodbye last time! All of that was promptly forgotten, however, when those arms wrapped themselves around him. It was a rush of a lot of feelings, all of them good, some of them more complicated than others, but the most important one was happy, and he swiftly lifted the boy off the ground to squeeze him into a bear hug.]

Fuckin' good to all finally get the lookstubs on in you again, motherfucker! Where you all been up at, yo?

[pushedaround]

[ Man. He's feeling pretty guilty for that, even though he remembers nothing of this tower, but abandoning his best brother is still unacceptable!

With that thought in mind, he squeezed back. As hard as his scrawny arms could muster without ... hurting Gamzee, of course. He's just feeling really guilty, okay! ]

I'm sorry, bro. I don't know my way, around this tower, yet. Otherwise, I would have given you, better directions.

[hystericull]

[Yes, yes the squeezing is entirely acceptable. He wouldn't have cared even if Tavros had hurt him, really. He'll just hold him there for an awkward stretch of time, dangling him just above the ground absently.]

Shit, motherfucker, it all be chill as tits. Ain't even no thing! All know what's bein' at a bigger motherfuckin' problem, though, bro?

[Gamzee finally releases the boy, crossing his arms and frowning down at Tavros sternly.]

We ain't even got to slam the wicked motherfucking word last time you was all here!

[pushedaround]

Um, wow.

[ The guilt reached a whole new level, and Tavros knew the situation needed some serious damage control. He offers him an apologetic smile and a friendly pat on the shoulder. ]

My bad, Gamzee bro. You have, every right to be, mad at me. I can't, change the past, but I can, surely, promise you that I'll be a better brother to you, from this moment onwards!

[ He straightens his back, and with a little more energy, he adds. ] How about it, bro? Once we're done with the tour, wanna' get down and slam some sick beats?

[hystericull]

[His face breaks into a smile almost as instantly as that stupid stern face had crossed it.]

Hahahaha! You know a motherfucker ain't ever got the shit in him what's to be fuckin' pullin' the harshes at his good fuckin' bro like all that way.

[He stuck his tongue out, jostling Tavros on the shoulder and suddenly getting REALLY DAMN EXCITED at the proposal.]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yes, motherfucker! Thought you'd all up and never motherfucking ask that shit on a brother! Ain't had a good slam in for-motherfucking-ever!

[Oh my God he was getting too excited, send help.]

[pushedaround]

[ o-ouch, his shoulder. There's a twitch in his eye, but the smile remains. Man, it's good to see Gamzee getting all excited like this. ]

I know! Hehe, been holding back on you, bro. Just a fair, warning!

[ He crossed his arms against his chest, shoulders back and fuck yeah- check out the confidence! Y-You're the only one who gets to see it, Gam. ]

I'm gonna' break some wicked rhythms, and blow your mind away, my religious friend! So, I hope you're ready for it.