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[grandhighblood]

I'll be all getting my truth on about this noise.
SACRIFICING BLOOD ALL UP TO THE MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAHS IS FINE.
Real motherfucking fine.
BUT.
Motherfucking but.
IT DOESN'T MOTHERFUCKING DO NOTHING FOR ME WHEN I'M ALL FINISHED.
All work and no play all makes this brother a motherfucking bored ass troll.

Anyone wish to be all playing
A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
>:o)

Comments

[grandhighblood]

That was a real fucking knee slapper now was it?
MOTHERFUCKING ALL SURPRISED YOU TOO, WHICH WAS ALL A NICE BONUS.

Nope.
YOU MOTHERFUCKING LOSE THAT ROUND.
Guess again.

[benigncancer]

YEAH, IT SURE DID SURPRISE ME.
SURPRISING ME IS DEFINITELY A THING YOU DID, RIGHT THERE.
THOUGH IN A WAY, I WASN'T THAT SURPRISED.
I WISH YOU HADN'T DONE IT, THOUGH. I ENJOYED OUR TIME TOGETHER.

ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE A NUMBER BETWEEN TWO NUMBERS? LIKE 1 AND 10?

[grandhighblood]

Them's the motherfucking breaks, motherfucker.

HEY.
You all have your fucking way of playing it.
AND I ALL MOTHERFUCKING HAVE MINE.
Besides.
WHY MOTHERFUCKING LIMIT THE NUMBERS?
More the fucking merrier, is how it all goes, isn't it?

[benigncancer]

WELL, YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT, YOU KNOW.
BUT YOU DIDN'T LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH ME, I GUESS?

I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS GAME.

[grandhighblood]

You're no motherfucking fun at games.
THAT'S FOR MOTHERFUCKING SURE FROM WHAT I'M ALL WITNESSING HERE RIGHT NOW.
It's just some shitty numbers.
IT AIN'T ALL NO METAPHORICAL BULLSHIT, MOTHERFUCKER.

[benigncancer]

HEY, I CAN BE FUN.
I'M TOTALLY THE LIFE OF THE PARTY, I'M TOLD, SOMETIMES.
JUST A PINT-SIZED BARREL OF NON-STOP LAUGHTER AND HILARITY.
THIS IS JUST A STUPID GAME.
LET'S PLAY 'I SPY'.
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMETHING THAT IS YELLOW.

[grandhighblood]

I can roll with a motherfucker's decision to just up and change my choice in games.
IT'S NOT A MOTHERFUCKING BIG DEAL.
But could this yellow thing be
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING YELLOW BELLY?

[benigncancer]

NOPE.
HERE'S THE RULES OF THE GAME.
YOU CAN ASK ANY QUESTION, SO LONG AS THE ANSWER CAN BE EITHER YES OR NO.
AND IF YOU ASK TWENTY QUESTIONS WITHOUT FIGURING IT OUT, THEN I WIN.
SO THAT WAS 1 DOWN. 19 MORE TO GO.

[grandhighblood]

[A long pause before he replies to this. O...K... what the fuck man, did you all just...change the game on him? RUDE.

But

This game sounds fun, too. He can roll with this shit.]

Is it a motherfucking strange human fruit?
THE KINDS THAT YOU ALL FIND IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAFETERIA.

[benigncancer]

NOPE.
YOU'VE GOT 18 LEFT, BUDDY.

[grandhighblood]

The tips of your shitty nubby ass horns.

[benigncancer]

RUDE.
I CAN'T HELP HAVING NUBBY HORNS, YOU KNOW.
WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL INADEQUATE.
17.

[grandhighblood]

Sure ain't all here to make you feel motherfucking
GOOD ABOUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF.
Is it something a motherfucker can all use in every day menial tasks?