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[grandhighblood]

I'll be all getting my truth on about this noise.
SACRIFICING BLOOD ALL UP TO THE MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAHS IS FINE.
Real motherfucking fine.
BUT.
Motherfucking but.
IT DOESN'T MOTHERFUCKING DO NOTHING FOR ME WHEN I'M ALL FINISHED.
All work and no play all makes this brother a motherfucking bored ass troll.

Anyone wish to be all playing
A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
>:o)

Comments

yes, good

[madscientits]

[GHB wtf even]

Hangtroll? Does you species not actually have a different lettering system as ours? [But... Sounds like it could actually be fun. And no danger in killing a few stick figures. She hopes.] Well if you're not planning on using something like that to cheat, I'm game.

8UUU

[grandhighblood]

Nah, we be all using the same motherfucking letters we're all using right the fuck now.
I'LL EVEN BE STARTING WITH A MOTHERFUCKING EASY WORD.



Let's play.
>:o)

[madscientits]

E.

[grandhighblood]

Try again, motherfucker.

[madscientits]

A?

And just to be clear, if I lose, I'm not going to be killed, am I?

[grandhighblood]

STILL MOTHERFUCKING WRONG.

Clear as crystal.
HOW CAN A MOTHERFUCKER BE ALL REACHING THROUGH A SCREEN
And getting his jovial kill on like that?
HE MOTHERFUCKING CAN'T.
Besides.
IT'S JUST A MOTHERFUCKING GAME.
>:o)

[madscientits]

Just double-checking. [Because like hell she's admitting she's actually still a bit scared of him.]

O?

[grandhighblood]

You're all a motherfucking dumbass.
COULDN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE LETTER SO FAR.
Guess.
AGAIN.



The poor motherfucker is all taking shape now.

[madscientits]

I then. [She'd never admit it, but she was starting to get really frustrated with this bullshit. It shouldn't be that hard. She was doing the tried and true "Guess The Vowels" method.

Stein never really considered that maybe there were words without vowels in the troll's language.]

[grandhighblood]

You're all up and guessing the most motherfucking obvious shit.
DO I ALL GOTTA GIVE A MOTHERFUCKER A HINT?
Isn't even all a motherfucking difficult word or nothing.
AGAIN.

[this is getting kind of f r u s t r a t i n g.]

[madscientits]

C

[grandhighblood]

That's my motherfucking girl.
YOU GOT ONE.
Pat on the fucking back for you.

[madscientits]

U

[She's ignoring the praise. It's managing to creep her out a little.]

[grandhighblood]

[H e h, h e h.]



Almost half the fuck way there.

[madscientits]

S?

[grandhighblood]

[madscientits]

[It's a while until he gets this reply. She actually had to think about what she wanted to guess next. It was a weird arrangement of letters to be sure.]

H?

[grandhighblood]

You got three motherfucking chances left.
CHOOSE YOUR FUCKING LETTERS WISELY, HEH.

[madscientits]

B.

[grandhighblood]

[madscientits]

Then the last letter is L, making the word 'clubs'. [I win motherfucker!]

[grandhighblood]

Looks like a motherfucking
CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS
Are all in order.

[madscientits]

Thanks. It's never so hard once you get into the swing of the game.

Any particular reason why you chose that word? I would have expected "claws" if I hadn't gotten the U first.

[grandhighblood]

It's a brother's motherfucking
WEAPON OF CHOICE.
Nothing better than giving some self-righteous motherfuckers
A GOOD CULLING VIA CLUBBING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
Like a pack of cute little blubberbeasts.

[madscientits]

Blubberbeasts? Is that what you call seals, really? I suppose I should be thankful I didn't get clubbed to death if you enjoy it so much.

Do you find it fun to cull others or is it just business to you?