[005 ★ text] backdated to before labyrinth stuff

[guiltapalooza]

If anyone's looking for Xander, Dawn, or Aradia, they've left. I'm sorry.

I need something to do, so. If anyone who's run into a demon-slash-monster in the tower could reply with what they know about it, I'd really appreciate it. I'm going to try to put together a list of all the ones we know of, so we can be prepared and maybe know their weak spots in advance when we run into them.

You can use this form if you want, but you know, whatever you want to say is fine. If someone else has already described it, could you reply to their thread and say where you saw them, and add anything they missed? Thanks, this'll really help.

<b>Floor Encountered On:</b>
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<b>Methods of Attack / Special Abilities:</b>
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Comments

oh god why do we have so much CR

[benigncancer]

I SAW A
IMPERIAL DRONE
ON THE CAFETERIA FLOOR ONCE, THOUGH I DON'T KNOW IF THAT COUNTS, TO BE HONEST.
THE PLACE WAS PACKED WITH MONSTERS, THAT DAY, I THINK I SAW YOU THERE, TOO.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, aa ii2 gone.
probably 2he'2 better off.

ii 2aw a weiird hand thiing comiing out of the wall on the liibrary level, once.
thii2 guy came along and cut iit off wiith a liight 2abre, iit wa2 pretty weak.

and there ii2 a hiive of bee2 the 2iize of my head on the fore2t level.
the bee2 are that biig, ii mean.

[wwaterboy]

xanders gone?
hey i could think of something more fun than this that wwe could do

LMAO DID YOU REALLY TAG ME WITH EVERYONE what are our lives

[guiltapalooza]

An imperial drone? I think I missed this part of the crash course on troll culture. If it's dangerous, I'd say it counts.

Oh, that day! Yeah, there was some serious horde of Mordor going on that day. I don't know if I could even remember everything I saw.

[guiltapalooza]

She might be, but we're really going to miss her. My replacement roommates have stiff competition.

A light saber?? Like a real light saber? Cause I think that implies we have Jedi here and I'm not sure I could take that knowledge without lying down.

Okay, giant bees, check. The creepy forest level or the new forest level?

[guiltapalooza]

He is. Everyone left at once, I guess.

Oh, yeah? And what would that be, Mr. Ampora?

[thekidsare0kay]

who are your new roommate2?

yeah, a real liight 2abre, ii gue22?
he wa2n't a jedii, though, ii 2aw tho2e moviie2. hii2 name ii2 henry and he'2 an a22a22iin.

the creepy one!
they are 2o cool, but ii'm tryiing two fiigure out how two get one for my2elf, 2tiill.

I really had no choice tbh

[benigncancer]

OKAY, WELL IMPERIAL DRONES ARE PRETTY MUCH THE BANE OF ANY SOCIALLY AWKWARD TROLL'S EXISTENCE.
TROLLS ARE EXPECTED TO HAVE BOTH A MATESPRIT AND A KISMESIS BEFORE THE IMPERIAL DRONES COME KNOCKING AT OUR HIVES WITH THEIR FILIAL PAILS, EXPECTING A DOUBLE DOSE OF GENETIC MATERIAL TO TAKE TO THE MOTHER GRUB.
IF THE TROLL DOESN'T HAVE THE PRE-MIXED MATERIAL TO OFFER, THEY'RE IMMEDIATELY CULLED.
OBVIOUSLY FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME, IT'S EVEN MORE TERRIFYING.

[wwaterboy]

im sorry my little wwitch

maybe not somethin wwe should be discussin out in the open

my fabulousness was too much for you

[guiltapalooza]

Filial pails-- what???? Is the word filial there really necessary? Also, holy crap, you get killed for not having sex?!

I'm speechless. Type-less. Tell me you at least have some kind of biological reasoning to justify being forced into that. Do you have Pon farr?

[guiltapalooza]

Spain and Naoto, the latter of which was one of our my roommates before, but I haven't really gotten to know them. So they're sort of already at a disadvantage.

An assassin named Henry who uses a light saber. I'll have to keep an eye out for that.

You think they're cool? What would you even do with it? I hope they're a solitary species of bee, because I think the hive kind of ones don't do so well on their own.

[guiltapalooza]

Thanks. I can't say it's okay, but it's kind of like one more thing right now, you know?

Ohhh, that kind of activity. Just thought I'd check that I wasn't reading something I shouldn't be. If you don't mind me being a pitiful land-dweller about it, want to go for a swim, actually?

Truth

[benigncancer]

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLED, AND YES, WE ARE.

WHAT'S PON FARR?

[thekidsare0kay]

ii don't know eiither of them, oh well.

yeah, he'2 got a funny accent, two.
ii thought he wa2 a jerk at the tiime, but he wa2 tryiing two help me, 2o ii gue22 he'2 a niice guy.

ii liike bee2!
ii u2ed two have a hiive back home, next two my bed.
iit was a 2iiliicomb maiinframe, be2t kiind of apiiculture network there ii2.

[wwaterboy]

i knoww wwhat its like to not havve your moirail around wwill
you dont need to tell me
but if you need to talk about anything evven if our relationship is more on the red side than pale you knoww my door is open

i lovve wwhen youre a pitiful land dwweller
a swwim sounds great

[guiltapalooza]

And you saw an imperial drone. Here. What would it even be doing here?? There's no mother grub for them to bring the stuff to!

Pon farr is this thing in Star Trek where Vulcans undergo a wild blood rage every seven years and have to have sex with a mated partner or they die. It's pretty infamous in certain fan circles.

[guiltapalooza]

Yeah. Oh well. I wish I could just move in with Eridan somewhere, but they make you go crazy if you don't sleep in your room for a while.

I'll keep all that in mind. Glad to know someone's breaking the funny accent = villain stereotype.

[Next to... his bed?! Maybe this wasn't so weird for aliens. No, Willow's pretty sure this is still weird for aliens.] Putting aside the fact that I have no idea what you're talking about, I think you'd be better off trying to set something up in the forest, not in your room. What about *your* roommates? Plus they'd all have their food up there already. They need something to make honey with.

[guiltapalooza]

It's not really delineated like that from my perspective, anyway. Of course I'd talk to you, about anything. We'll muddle through this, even if it's just us. Barnacles, remember?

Good, cause that's kinda all the time with very rare exceptions. I'll meet you up there in a little bit?

[fracta_anima]

Hey, you mind if we share notes sometime?

I'm working on getting a Night Watch together and part of that will be sharing notes and compiling all the different kinds of things running around at night.

[guiltapalooza]

Oh, no, that would be a great! That's a great idea in general. Sorry, I've been kind of out of it for a while, I must've missed your post about it.

[fracta_anima]

It's okay. I don't mind. If anything this would be a great head start on that part since right now I'm still trying to get the Night Watch to work.

You could be our official Monster Archive Person if you don't mind keeping it up?

[benigncancer]

I REALLY DON'T KNOW, AND I DIDN'T STOP TO ASK IT.

UH, NO, TROLLS DON'T HAVE THAT.
WE JUST PAIL WHEN WE WANT TO, WE DON'T GO INTO HEAT OR ANYTHING.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, iit 2uck2.
my roommate2 are okay, but ii wii2h we diidn't have two 2tay iin our block2 every niight.
2ometiime2 ii liike my priivacy.

well, ii wa2 thiinkiing of keepiing one iin a jar.

[wwaterboy]

yeah barnacles allowws us to shift quadrants a little sometimes i think
especially on account a neither a us havve our moirails here anymore

ill be wwaitin

to action?!

[guiltapalooza]

I think even if they were they probably wouldn't mind? So we don't have to worry.

I'll be right there!