[005 ★ text] backdated to before labyrinth stuff

[guiltapalooza]

If anyone's looking for Xander, Dawn, or Aradia, they've left. I'm sorry.

I need something to do, so. If anyone who's run into a demon-slash-monster in the tower could reply with what they know about it, I'd really appreciate it. I'm going to try to put together a list of all the ones we know of, so we can be prepared and maybe know their weak spots in advance when we run into them.

You can use this form if you want, but you know, whatever you want to say is fine. If someone else has already described it, could you reply to their thread and say where you saw them, and add anything they missed? Thanks, this'll really help.

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Comments

[guiltapalooza]

Yeah. Oh well. I wish I could just move in with Eridan somewhere, but they make you go crazy if you don't sleep in your room for a while.

I'll keep all that in mind. Glad to know someone's breaking the funny accent = villain stereotype.

[Next to... his bed?! Maybe this wasn't so weird for aliens. No, Willow's pretty sure this is still weird for aliens.] Putting aside the fact that I have no idea what you're talking about, I think you'd be better off trying to set something up in the forest, not in your room. What about *your* roommates? Plus they'd all have their food up there already. They need something to make honey with.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, iit 2uck2.
my roommate2 are okay, but ii wii2h we diidn't have two 2tay iin our block2 every niight.
2ometiime2 ii liike my priivacy.

well, ii wa2 thiinkiing of keepiing one iin a jar.

[guiltapalooza]

No kidding. It's funny, but I think that's the thing that really bothers me the most. I'm an adult! Living where you want is supposed to be a perk of that! Having to stay in my room makes me feel caged as much as the collars do.

Can you find a jar that big? And won't it be, well, miserable in there? I guess you could take it out for highly dangerous walksies.

[thekidsare0kay]

e2peciially when you have a boyfriiend~

well, that'2 been the problem, 2o far, fiindiing a tank or 2omethiing for iit.
but hey, iit'2 a bee.
ii don't know iif they have the capaciity two be mii2erable.

[guiltapalooza]

Hey, I used to live with my girlfriend. I did for like a whole sweep, if you want troll time. It's kind of the best thing ever and we had a pet cat and everything. I feel gypped.

I would say you could ask the suggestion box, but that has historically proven to be a bad idea, so do so at your own risk. As for bees being miserable, couldn't you find a super extra large tank and give him a friend, just in case? He might be all lonely otherwise. :(

[thekidsare0kay]

ii never have gotten two liive wiith my quadrant2.
but that'2 not that uncommon for troll2.

why, what happen2 iif you put thiing2 iin the 2ugge2tiion box?
iif ii could fiind a tank that biig, ii'd do iit.

[guiltapalooza]

That sounds sad. I highly recommend it should you ever get the chance. Domestic sappiness goes through the roof, it's fantastic. I mean, if you like domestic sappiness, I guess, but who doesn't?

Sometimes they fulfill your suggestion in the worst way possible. I don't want to go into details, but... it can be pretty traumatizing. I think you just have to be very, very specific.

[thekidsare0kay]

well, keep iin miind that troll2 have multiiple quadrant2.
iit'2 not alway2 ea2y two have your mate2priit and kii2me2ii2 iin the 2ame room, and anyway who want2 two liive wiith their kii2me2ii2.
ii thiink that'd get tiiriing.

of cour2e they do.
how 2iilly of me.

[guiltapalooza]

Yeah, but, if a couple of them got along you could live together, like a big quadrant commune. I don't know if you have a moirail (?) but, hypothetically speaking, wouldn't it be nice to live with Aradia? Or is it too soon to talk about that...?

You really should've known better. Tsk tsk. There wasn't nearly enough potential for maiming in a regular old suggestion box.

[thekidsare0kay]

well, yeah, you could theoretiically do that.
iif you had really conciiliiatory troll2 who weren't viiolent generally 2peakiing.
iit miight be niice two liive wiith aa, ii gue22.
ii thiink my problem ii2 ii'm not a 'liiviing wiith' person.
ii need my 2pace.
and yeah, ii have a moiiraiil, but liiviing wiith terezii would be a complete dii2a2ter.

[guiltapalooza]

At least you know that in advance and don't have to learn it through experience? About Terezi.

But everyone needs their space sometimes. Part of living with someone is being respectful about it. Also, having separate rooms with locks on them, that can be a big help. I think I'm just being all nostalgic and wistful for the Summers house. We were kind of staging a war out of it when I left; it didn't feel too much like home anymore.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, 2he'2 crazy a2 a 2ackful of wriigglebea2t2.
and ii'm really antii2ociial mo2t of the tiime.

ii gue22 a biig place would be okay.
2orry about the no2talgiia.

[guiltapalooza]

Sounds like an interesting moiraillegiance.

If it weren't for all the death and trauma and forced sleeping in assigned rooms, the tower wouldn't be all that bad. But it's okay. Nostalgia is just one of those things you live with while you're here.

[thekidsare0kay]

we're both dumb, but we cuddle well?
ii don't know, 2he'2 ea2y two talk two and we care about each other, 2o iit work2.

yeah, other than all that death and trauma, iit'2 great!
heh.

[guiltapalooza]

Cuddling well is the most vital aspect, so hey, you have the important stuff down. No one can impugn your relationship if you have cuddling.

They should really look into that. It's very pesky and is interrupting the enjoyment of our stay.