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[papshooshing]

SEE, I KNEW WE WERE TOO CLOSE TO THAT GODDAMNED NEON GREEN HEAVENLY BODY.
AT LEAST THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO ASSUME THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MISSIVE REFERS TO
SINCE WE ALL KNOW THAT NOT ONLY WAS THE PLANET DESTROYED, BUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
THANKS A LOT FOR THAT ONE, LALONDE, IN CASE YOU'RE FUCKING READING THIS.
I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT THE MEDIUM IMPLODING ON ITSELF OR WHATEVER HAPPENED TO IT COUNTS AS SOME HEROIC DEATH.
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW, I COULD COUNT AT LEAST SIXTY WAYS IN WHICH IT COULD PASS AS A JUSTIFIED DEATH SO WHO THE FUCK EVEN KNOWS ANYMORE.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT THIS IS HOOFBEAST SHIT.
I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK YOU NOOKBITING BULGE HUMPERS ARE, BUT YOU DIDN'T SAVE SHIT.
ALL OF THE SHIT WAS ON ITS WAY TO BE FIXED AND PACKAGED UP NEATLY WITH A PRETTY RIBBON ON TOP
THEN AWAY IT WOULD GO TO BE LODGED UNDER THE HUMAN CHRISTMAS TREE.
THERE WE WOULD WAIT IN EAGER ANTICIPATION, KNOWING THAT ALL OF OUR EFFORTS HERE WOULD
*MOTHERFUCKING FINALLY*
BEAR SOME SEMBLANCE OF FRUIT.
BUT OH NO! OH NO NO NO!
CAN'T HAVE *THAT* NOW CAN WE?
ONCE THINGS START GOING RIGHT THAT MEANS SOMETHING *OBVIOUSLY* NEEDS TO GO EVEN FUCKING MORE WRONG THAN BEFORE!
THE POWERS THAT BE IN EVERY OTHER UNIVERSE SEEM TO WANT TO CONVERGE ON THE SINGLE MOMENT OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY AND SHATTER IT WITH A HUGE ASS HAMMER.
OOPS! THERE GO THOSE SHARDS, SMASHED INTO A FINE POWDER THAT BLOWS AWAY IN THE FAINTEST OF BREEZES.
ALL I CAN REALLY SAY ABOUT THIS SITUATION IS
WHAT
THE
FUCK.