First Drive - [Video]

[dontquestionme]

[So in addition to wandering around trying to figure out what the hell is going on, Ryu eventually finds someplace to post]

My name is Terui Ryu.

What the hell is going on here?

[Yes, he's a lot more blunt that the other Kamen Riders you've had here.]

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[dontquestionme]

...really.

You've been here how long, exactly?

[papshooshing]

IS THE LENGTH OF MY PRESENT STAY REALLY SOMETHING THAT MATTERS WHEN IT COMES TO BOREDOM?

[dontquestionme]

I'm the one asking the question here.

It's just curiosity, though.

[papshooshing]

OH, HOW FEARSOME.
JUST TIE ME UP TO THE CHAIR AND FLASH A BLINDING LIGHT IN MY EYES
GO TO TOWN ON MY SORRY LITTLE NUBS AND GIVE ME WHAT IS CALLED "THE THIRD DEGREE."

[dontquestionme]

I sincerely doubt you're worth it.

[papshooshing]

THEN DON'T BE A LITTLE SHIT WHEN THE TABLES ARE TURNED.