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animus_network2011-07-20 08:54 pm
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[He seems a bit distracted as he settles down, seemingly confused. Then, with a startled sound he begins to mess with his hair. A series of muttered curses in French color his preening as he tries to plaster down stray hairs that do not exist, staring rather blankly after putting his hands down as if observing something. Hushed:] I look like a recluse! Mon dieu!
[Leans forward, more determined than ever. He goes from trying to plaster them down to brushing them down for more volume, letting that prized hair cascade like a boss. He finally leans back ten minutes later, seemingly quite pleased. Yes. You guessed correctly; he used the camera as an impromptu mirror, not quite understanding that it was broadcasting. Of course he's not quick to leave. He did just spend around 15 minutes fussing over his hair and getting up too quickly would 'disturb' it.]
[Leans forward, more determined than ever. He goes from trying to plaster them down to brushing them down for more volume, letting that prized hair cascade like a boss. He finally leans back ten minutes later, seemingly quite pleased. Yes. You guessed correctly; he used the camera as an impromptu mirror, not quite understanding that it was broadcasting. Of course he's not quick to leave. He did just spend around 15 minutes fussing over his hair and getting up too quickly would 'disturb' it.]

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[watches her give herself an impromptu beard, leaning to press his - stubbled - chin in his palm; not impressed but mildly amused.]
But does it stay if you take away your hand?
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YUP!
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But little one, you are a darling girl. You do not want a beard.
[slips on his stage whisper, just for her] Bad things like to live in them and you have to constantly fight them off. Very scary.
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How come girls can't have beards? And I'm not afraid! I'm really strong!
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A-ha... Mais oui. Of course you are! But girls do not have beards because it would distract from your beautiful smiles, and that would be heartbreaking.
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Whatsa hormone imbalance? And what's mais oui? [what's that? An American child butchering your language?]
[after a confused look, she grins] That's silly, then boys don't have have pretty smiles!
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Ha! Very true. It's very sad, darling. But, I will be okay as long as you promise me you do keep away from growing a beard yourself, yes?
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Do I needta do something so I don't grow one?!
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Well, I can only think of a few ways. They are quite simple though.
Would you like to hear?
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Am I allowed to know?
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Some say young damsels such as yourself would have to go on a quest when they came of age. About your age, in fact! They would have to search out a mighty lion and pluck a hair from his tail to keep. Something or other that having it would scare away impending beard growth as well as teach you life lessons.
Since our world has gone a little insane, however, I believe plucking the long hair from the scary Italian will make do.
[challenging stare into the camera] Are you up for it, my pet? It is quite the task...
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[SUDDENLY WATCHING HIS BACK]
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ACTION
[She gets there and looks around for the older man, but ready to attack if he turns out to be a bad guy!]
Re: ACTION
Stepping into the main area he'd said to meet, Francis spotted the girl looking about. Ready for the attack. She was awfully feisty.]
Pssst!
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Hi I'm Molly!
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Molly! Hello. [A curious child such as her would be the one to ask about The Plan first, so he'd allow her that. At least he assumed, given his experience with the younger children he'd had to deal with in the past]
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I don't wanna be fuzzy like you!!
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[Not like he was being a horrible man or influence on such a young impressionable mind, oh no... he might need her to protect him after this happens.]
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I'm really smart! Really, really, smart!
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[Leaning in, he whispered:] It is a blessing that cats take many naps, hm?
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However, if you wait until the man sleeps he will be slower to give chase, no?