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[sacred_flamer]

[And here would Luke be, trying to get used to this technology stuff. Of course, when you have a cheagle snuggling against the side of your face while you're trying to figure out what button does what, you're usually not very successful. He let out an annoyed noise, shoving the thing out of his face. The little pink cheagle dropped onto his lap, poking its head up so it could just be seen at the bottom of the screen.]

Uh... the scientists left me this thing, but I have no idea what its name is. There isn't anyone that can speak monster by any chance, is there?

[The cheagle jumped up, big ears waving as if it could fly.]

Mieu! Mieumieu Mieuuuuu~

[Luke tolerates that for all of two seconds before he dropped his fist down on its head.]

What'd I tell you about doing that?!

Mieuuuu...

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[hero_of_smiles]

[Hey Pal, remember him? The weird kid from before? Yup, he found your call.]

Hey Luke! So you need a name for the cheagle you have? You could just give it one for now?

But monster talk? Hmmm, dunno if you can translate what monsters say...maybe someone with magic can do it?

[Now he see's the violence]

A-ah! Luke don't hurt it!

[sacred_flamer]

It's fine; it's not like it can feel it.

[Just to prove it, he dropped his fist on the cheagle's head again. It let out a loud MIEU of protest that went ignored.]

See?

And of course monsters talk. Geeze...

[hero_of_smiles]

[He's going to wince at watching Luke punch the cheagle. Unnecessary violence is unnecessary.]

Yeah, something tells me that cheagle can. If I punched you in the head it'd hurt.

Really? We not many monsters talk where I'm from...well at least the ones that I get to see anyways.

[Wait not the point.]

Anyways, don't be so mean to it. You're not going to make many friends that way!

[Because friendship is MAAAAAAAAAAAAGICAL LUKE! MAGICAL!]

[sacred_flamer]

Tch, whatever.

[Does he look like a pony to you? :|]

Anyway, that still doesn't help me figure out its name.

[hero_of_smiles]

[PUH-LEASE. We're talking Potter puppet pals here. Before friendship and magicalness was cool.]

Weelllllll, give it a nickname for now. We can't really figure out it's name without trying to make something to translate...I mean, I could TRY to. But who knows if we speak two completely different languages from where we're both from. Especially if a monster from yours has its own.

[sacred_flamer]

Well, there's gotta be someone that understands monsters around here. There's so many different kinds of people...

[hero_of_smiles]

Hmmmmm....Maybe....I guess we'll just have to put up a wanted ad or something, right?

[He's helping. Heroes help and stuff. He's a hero...really.]

[sacred_flamer]

Well, that's why I made this network... thingie.

[hero_of_smiles]

Ah, okay. Makes sense.

Well I think people would respond better if you didn't go...you know, punching the little guy.

[sacred_flamer]

I told you it's fine! Don't tell me what to do.

[hero_of_smiles]

So, it's fine to pick on someone weaker than you?!

[Okay, now he's angry.]

[sacred_flamer]

This thing is in no way weaker than me!

[The cheagle looked exceptionally smug at that...]

[hero_of_smiles]

....
So you're saying it's stronger than you?

[Yup, now he's gonna be teasing him.]

[sacred_flamer]

[Luke gave the screen a bland look, before dropping his fist on the cheagle's head. The cheagle let out a MIEU, before belching out a stream of fire.]

[hero_of_smiles]

[Okay the fire throwing is impressive on the creature's part. But he's still disapproving of the beating of a small animal.]

Okay, Luke. If you don't stop I'll come over there and punch you in the head and see how that feels. WITH THIS ARM.

[Just going to raise the mechanical arm of his.]

[sacred_flamer]

Tch, whatever; it's my cheagle, I'll do what I want to it.

[He looked down at it.]

Right?

Mieu!

[hero_of_smiles]

So be kind to it. It's a bad thing to just hit something smaller than you. And as a hero in training I must stop injustice wherever it is!

[sacred_flamer]

Yeah, well I'm a destined hero, and I'll do what I want.

[hero_of_smiles]

Destined hero? You don't seem very heroic to me.

[Because beating small animals does not say heroic.]

[sacred_flamer]

Well, yeah. The Score says so!

[Luke paused... and the reminder that his world is essentially fucked sobers him up a bit.]

...well. Did say so...

[hero_of_smiles]

The Score? What's that?

[But he catches that look. Wait this guy doesn't...?]

You don't believe that your world was actually blown up do you?

[sacred_flamer]

Oh, it's something that predicted the future on Auldrant.

[Said S O nonchalant.]

Well, yeah... I mean, people have said their worlds are gone too...

[hero_of_smiles]

Predicted the future? That's...kind of weird...

It's probably just a cheap trick the bad guys are playing.

[sacred_flamer]

[Luke just shrugs at that, before his expression turned a bit serious.]

Those guys don't need to use cheap tricks.

[hero_of_smiles]

Well whatever it is, I'm sure your world is safe. After all, how could you get a cheagle from it if it was blown up, right?